How not to autocross

Matt D. · 02-08-2007

Watch and learn, everyone!

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/c...b0247637a9.htm

CVD · 02-08-2007

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Originally Posted by Matt D.

How not to autocross

With a Mustang?

But seriously, what a moron. He needs a SCCA official permanently following him around with a black flag. Every time he sits behind the wheel of a car that official needs to be pointing, shaking his head, and waving the black flag vigorously at him. Even when hes just at the grocery store.

bluntedelvis · 02-08-2007

WOW!! Jonny likes too Hammer down every chance he gets, I award him no points, Everyone is now 15% dumber having watched him, and may God have mercy on his Soul...Retard

FattyBoomBatty · 02-08-2007

That was pretty funny, and pretty sad that those judges are so cool about him doing that. The end was the best, right when you think he's about to make it - nope!

Thor06 · 02-08-2007

LOL! Wouldnt you think he would fuckin learn after a while?

123abc · 02-08-2007

Someone should tell him auto crossing isn't about power.

I actually thought he would make it at the end too...but nope, can't control powerslides and can't control the brakes locking up either.

Black97civic · 02-08-2007

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Originally Posted by Thor06

LOL! Wouldnt you think he would fuckin learn after a while?

No shit, how many times does he have to do the exact same tree killing manuever before figuring out that he should just give up and go the drag strip, where that car might actually be useful.

Matt D. · 02-08-2007

I can't stop watching this video... I'm willing to bet this is one of those guys who thinks he's king shit on the street and talks up his car like it's the fastest thing on 4 wheels. But as exhibit A shows, he can't drive worth a damn.

xveganxcowboyx · 02-08-2007

His bragging might be true. It could be fast as all hell, but that doesn't mean much if you can't keep it pointed where you want it.

I would agree with Black97civic, but I think he'd just crash it into the wall at the drag strip too.

HiImBrian · 02-08-2007

Idk I don't think it was all that bad. I mean he did good for a while didn't he? I've never autocrossed before so I guess I just don't know how hard/easy it is.

CVD · 02-08-2007

Let me put it this way: In any event around here, any two of those spins and you would be done for the day. Same goes for taking out that many cones in the decel zone at the end of the run, only most people would have the common courtesy to not show up until people forget who you are. As for the frolicking in the trees, you'd be done for the season or banned from the sport.

FattyBoomBatty · 02-08-2007

While He should be put on vacation from the autoX stuff, It sounds like the rules/people here are a little too strict. A spin by accident is just that, even if it does happen twice. I am not excusing his powerspin/burnout moves and forest diving though.

CVD · 02-08-2007

It depends on the site really. I dont know for sure what the penalties are but they make it very clear that if you fuck up and continue to fuck up, you're gone. Autocrosses tend to be loud and inconvenient for any residential or business areas nearby. A lot of people complain about various aspects of the sport and will try very hard to get certain sites shut down. If you drive like a moron you could hit something. If you hit something, the clubs insurance goes through the roof and the site owners probably wont want to host any more of your events. The local group has some decent sites, but also some pretty poor ones just because there isnt anything better available. Their biggest fear is losing the few they have left because some jackass cant drive within his limit.

Andrew7dg · 02-09-2007

I think it is funny how he has a radar detector in the car. If he tried to run from the police he would probably spin out.

I understand if you spin out and it was an accident, however this person was getting angry and trying to run harder like he has something to prove. You know you are going way too fast if you run off the pavement into a tree.

A//// Guy · 02-09-2007

He needs a nice low powered honda and then he can take that course. What a tard, I literally laughed everytime he "pushed it."

rst95eclipse · 02-09-2007

"Fuuuuuck." "Off road machine right there." And the official stopping him to take out the cone from the front end. Lol. I'm sure the EPA is down his throat for killing so much habitat.