T.O. In Denver?

[AJ]

I was reading this off nfl.com and thought it was hilarious.

"SAVE THIS QUOTE WHEN YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH A YEAR FROM NOW:

"If it would work anywhere, I think it would work here because of the guys in the locker room. Guys would keep him straight. I think he'd conform. He'd fit in here."
-- Broncos center Tom Nalen on Terrell Owens

Yeah, and I'm just the guy to get Paris Hilton to settle down and start a family.

Okay, let's review: T.O. played with Jeff Garcia back when he was an All-Pro … and threw him under a bus. T.O. played with Donovan McNabb when he was an All-Pro and a Super Bowl starter … and threw him under a bus.

How long until he throws Jake Plummer into a wood chipper?

Don't get me wrong, Owens is tempting -- hey, I drafted him in fantasy football because he puts up monster numbers -- as long as he isn't on double secret probation like some naughty kid at boarding school … but there's a big difference: As a fantasy football owner, I don't have to talk to him.

I don't have to change his diapers. I don't have to fork over a seven-figure bonus only to watch his narcissism turn my clubhouse into a bad episode of Jerry Springer, with my make-or-break free agent playing the role of the psychotic pre-op transsexual stripper off his/her meds.

In the mercurial world of T.O., all it takes is one game for things to go south. I'm talking a rough Sunday, or even worse, a primetime game when the guy tossing him the rock plays like "The old Jake Plummer." How long until this diva wide receiver will accuse Plummer of frolicking with barnyard animals?

Maybe the Broncos can harness T.O. with enough incentive-based clauses to milk one, sane year out him and separate from the AFC elite. But Year 2 is shakier than K-Fed's "musical" career.

In the meantime, I don't sign Owens unless he agrees to a Paxil clause and three specials with Dr. Phil …

P.S.: If the Bills can't fit Eric Moulds under the cap, I think I just made Mike Shanahan's job a lot easier. I know he's not T.O. anymore, but he's a pro, he can catch the ball when it's snowing, and Moulds, Rod Smith and Ashley Lelie? Close enough for rock and roll, sans the tabloid stuff. "

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So where do people think this guy will actually end up?

I've read things about MN going after him and Shaun Alexander, The Raiders looking to add to Moss with TO, the Bucs looking to pick him up to be the top WR, and also rumars about the Lions going after him thinking he could help their very young but very talented WR core.

[Blue By U]

also Dallas is talking a bout him.... and the owner even said it "if they do not want him, we will take him"
but hey, the Eagles have not released him yet....

[AJ]

You got it with the Eagles and Dallas, but please, please, please work with this key a bit more. In all your posts.

[Blue By U]

I'm really starting to think that your n a$$....


what are you going to do this time? cry again and ban me?

[AJ]

How much do you want an account here?

[Blue By U]

Originally Posted by DSMStyle

How much do you want an account here?

[JET]

Well, I hope you enjoyed your time here. If you are too stupid to use proper punctuation, then you won't have anything constructive to add to the site anyway.

TO would raise a huge ruckus in Denver. I hope he goes there. There hasn't been a mouthy player that I can remember since Romanowski!

[AJ]

I gave him a temp ban. Only a year

on the subject at hand, I'd rather see TO in Detroit or Houston. I think he woudl give each of those teams instant playoff births.

[niterydr]

Originally Posted by DSMStyle

I gave him a temp ban. Only a year

on the subject at hand, I'd rather see TO in Detroit or Houston. I think he woudl give each of those teams instant playoff births.

Woot, Allan for president!
I think T.O will be great at any place he plays, the problem is the rest of the team is probably going down.
I would like to see him with the raiders. Moss and T.O on the same team? That could be interesting.

[JET]

Originally Posted by niterydr

Woot, Allan for president!
I think T.O will be great at any place he plays, the problem is the rest of the team is probably going down.
I would like to see him with the raiders. Moss and T.O on the same team? That could be interesting.

Yeah, talk about too much arrogance in one spot! That would be bad ass though!

[AJ]

Originally Posted by DSMStyle

I gave him a temp ban. Only a year

Changed it to a week, I'll give him another chance.

[niterydr]

Originally Posted by DSMStyle

Changed it to a week, I'll give him another chance.

Boo!