Hotdog's man love intro thread - Page 6

**cmspaz** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by Murlo26

My favorite type, asian mix

I thought ylime was your favorite?

**Murlo26** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by cmspaz

I thought ylime was your favorite?

She represents a small percentage of girls that are very appealing to car enthusiasts...but she didn't dig murlo I guess...it happens. Moved on.

Now an Asian mix that is into Evo's and plays video games...woo doggy, now we are talking.

You see, the asian mix is key because straight asians have a short shelf life, meaning they look old very quickly and they all look the same. The part USA in them keeps them hot for years

**Kracka** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by Murlo26

Now an Asian mix that is into Evo's and plays video games...woo doggy, now we are talking.

I think Lomker has a better chance at finding that mix than you do

**cmspaz** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by Kracka

I think Lomker has a better chance at finding that mix than you do

LOL!

**Murlo26** · 12-15-2010

A guy can dream right ? All asians are good at video games though I thought, guy or girl...maybe I am wrong.

The video game thing is a bonus...Asian mix into cars is the base.

Hotdog · 12-15-2010

First off, it is only by the grace of God, or the fact that most people are fucking retarded, that Kidney is not constantly hit on.

Her boyfriend seems borderline retarded. I'm a small dicked loser, but even I think I could beat the hell out of him and take my rightful place as Kidney's boyfriend. If she wasn't in fucking Idaho, I'd hop on over and sweet her off her feet.

Are we honestly debating the squareness of that girl's face? Really? Because, wow. I mean, look at her. She is attractive. I would fuck it. I totally fuck it, get tired, she'd be unsatisfied, and we'd never speak of the event again.

Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.

I'm figuring I'll be in the area 72 hours; 72 hours times 5 sexual escapades an hour is 360 condoms.

360 condoms.

Or, failing that, we can just get some balloons.

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

**cmspaz** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by Hotdog

Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.

This settles it, we need to have a meet at JJ Clubhouse one more time before Proving Grounds and Murlo needs to show, I'll be buying him a rough rider for the cause.

**mlomker** · 12-15-2010

Bisexuals scare me.

**Murlo26** · 12-15-2010

I plan to do all I can to not meet hotdog...the awkwardness over the internets is enough already.

**cmspaz** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by Murlo26

I plan to do all I can to not meet hotdog...the awkwardness over the internets is enough already.

Would you really be that much of a Sally that you'd skip Proving Grounds just to not meet him?

**mlomker** · 12-15-2010

If he's like every other guy that I've met, he's an order of magnitude tamer IRL.

He also threatened to give Nate@MAP a hug. I need to keep a camera rolling all weekend. lol.

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Originally Posted by hotdog

I talked to MAP. Turbo is done. Manifold and pistons are getting coated Friday.

Ordered a drop in filter for my father's WRX. Felt very odd ordering only 40 bucks worth of stuff.

Also, I mentioned to Nate, my salesguy, that I was coming in June. I told him I was going to hug him.

There was a long silence.

Hotdog · 12-15-2010

It's 95% an act.

That 5% though, holy shit. Holy. Shit.

If you're like every other male on the planet, you're probably 6 inches taller and 50 pounds heavier. It'd be like a Chihuahua fucking a doberman.

**Kracka** · 12-15-2010

Yup, I'm flying up to see this. I'll buy the first round of Rough Riders AND Billy Mays Bombs @ JJ's.

**mlomker** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by Kracka

Yup, I'm flying up to see this. I'll buy the first round of Rough Riders AND Billy Mays Bombs @ JJ's.

Recruit some more Texans! I told the Ohio guys that I'm planning to go to the Buschur weekend in 2011.

**Kracka** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by mlomker

Recruit some more Texans!

I'll try! I already have two "for sure"s for the spring cruise.

Matt D. · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by Kracka

Yup, I'm flying up to see this. I'll buy the first round of Rough Riders AND Billy Mays Bombs @ JJ's.

I think Spaz bought them out of Rough Riders.

Shotgun! · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by Hotdog

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

^^^This

**Murlo26** · 12-15-2010

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Originally Posted by cmspaz

Would you really be that much of a Sally that you'd skip Proving Grounds just to not meet him?

I don't remember ever saying I was going to the proving grounds...honestly with my luck my motor will probably have given out by then again.

But we will see, i have no firm plans. However hotdog would not enter my mind as to if I was going or not.

Hotdog · 12-16-2010

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But we will see, i have no firm plans. However hotdog would not enter my mind as to if I was going or not.

That hurt.

That. Hurt.

I'm driving 13 straight hours, not to see some vendor's show, not to hug Nate, not even to re-unite with Mikey, but to see you, Murlo.

Fuck the Evos, fucking the DSMs: I'm there for Murlo.

A//// Guy · 12-16-2010

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Originally Posted by Hotdog

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

Actually they are out there. I currently have one and have had one other in the past.

"Into cars" can vary in terminology but if they have some interest at all in wanted to mod their own, id say thats pretty sweet.