May 19th Get Together Free Drinks and Food!!!! - Page 8

**Kracka** · 05-20-2006

My two favorite quotes from the night:

"No, you don't touch me." Bria to Andy
"Lets go get a hooker and piss on her." Craig to me

A//// Guy · 05-20-2006

[QUOTE=S2kracka]My two favorite quotes from the night:

"No, you don't touch me." Bria to Andy

LOL when was that?

Yea a get together at Brians sounds great! We dont even have to go anywhere else either, just chill at the house and drink and eat.

Brandon we were trying to put that thong on the cat but it wouldnt stay on haha. Why do you have that thong anyway? Just being partriotic?

**Halon** · 05-20-2006

What happened with Andy and Alyssa?

And I still don't understand why Craig had to scream at the top of his lungs and wake up all the neighbors while peeing in the front yard.

TheBlizzard · 05-20-2006

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Originally Posted by ju-on

And I still don't understand why Craig had to scream at the top of his lungs and wake up all the neighbors while peeing in the front yard.

Ha ha. I don't remember doing that. Couldn't have been any louder than you starting up your car and reving the fuck out of it for about a minute straight. Now that was loud.

That must be why my voice is gone.

AJ · 05-20-2006

Here's Craig peeing:

AHHH FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, FUCK, SHIT, mother fucker, fucking shit!

breif pause

FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT what the FUCK SHIT FUCK!

FattyBoomBatty · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by ju-on

What happened with Andy and Alyssa?

And I still don't understand why Craig had to scream at the top of his lungs and wake up all the neighbors while peeing in the front yard.

I thought maybe she explained that when you woke up with her

no sweat off my back, i'd say overall, i had a good time, but damn, i'm still a little hard of hearing after that club. had a pretty bad headache yesterday.

i wish i saw the fence thing. heh.

**Halon** · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by FattyBoomBatty

I thought maybe she explained that when you woke up with her

no sweat off my back, i'd say overall, i had a good time, but damn, i'm still a little hard of hearing after that club. had a pretty bad headache yesterday.

i wish i saw the fence thing. heh.

She fuckin woke me up, then got in bed with me. Told me she was cold or something. I would have preferred her to stay in there with you. She kept trying to cuddle but I just wanted to sleep. I really don't know what else to do with that girl. I try to tell her that I'm not interested, I just want to be friends, but she just doesn't get it.

Jana · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by ju-on

I really don't know what else to do with that girl. I try to tell her that I'm not interested, I just want to be friends, but she just doesn't get it.

Just stop inviting her... it's that simple. Then she'll figure it out....

But at least she's entertaining at parties.

**Halon** · 05-20-2006

It was an xmas present from my mom. Just a prank gift. I'm glad everyone enjoyed playing with it though!!!

Oh and for all of you that were deafend by the enormus exhaust leak on my car, it's fixed and idling just peachy right this very second. There were spacers on every stud that apparently I just didn't even notice. But got em on the right side now, and she's idling PURRRRTY!

TheBlizzard · 05-20-2006

Now thats funny.

**Kracka** · 05-20-2006

HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA I forgot about that until now, god damn that was funny as hell....reminds me of Brandon peeing in my frontyard on the supposed palm tree.

We were all ridin' dirty last night!

AJ · 05-20-2006

For the fun night I give a little back in return::

** VERY NOT WORK SAFE **

** VERY NOT WORK SAFE **

** OPEN THE FUCK'N THING ALREADY **

** BUT IT IS STILL NOT WORK SAFE **

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uYBxp4pdp...topless%20girl

**Kracka** · 05-21-2006

Vid has been removed, what was it? I just got back from a great night downtown

AJ · 05-21-2006

Damn, it was a 3 min strip show from a hot little asian chick.

AJ · 05-21-2006

Andy's a trooper, never seen someone take such a big sausage to the eye and not lose a step.

FattyBoomBatty · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle

Andy's a trooper, never seen someone take such a big sausage to the eye and not lose a step.

LMAO, didn't see that right away, but yeah, kracker needs to sheath his sword! I was blind for at least 20 minutes.

FattyBoomBatty · 05-21-2006

Well.

I got nothin'.

**Halon** · 05-21-2006

I mean I want to be her friend, I've known her for damn near 10 years. I just want her to quit trying to get with me. Jana I think you should help introduce her to vaginas.

AJ · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by ju-on

Jana I think you should help introduce her to vaginas.

HAHAHA, I don't think that's even an option. LOL

Next time someone needs to advise me not to yell out ABT when she's around.

Does she even know what it means?

**Halon** · 05-21-2006

HAHAHA! Dude I remember that, woops! No, she is totally oblivious to the term ABT.