06-12-2010
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
They don't want to come this way. You ever try to find a body in the swamp??? We have a strong alligator population for a reason!! Bet them 'gator would love some mexican food for a change!! 
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06-14-2010
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Shit Rocket Pilot
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
Dear President Obama,
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U. S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!
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06-14-2010
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#63
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
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When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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06-16-2010
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#64
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Shit Rocket Pilot
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." -Mario Andretti
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Originally Posted by Tachyon
Every minute you spend in your Evo, not in boost, is a minute of your life you'll never get back.
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06-16-2010
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
^^ Wow, that's just fucked up...
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06-16-2010
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
What the fuck is that?!?!?!? ^^
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When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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06-16-2010
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#67
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flips McGee
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
Holy shit!
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Originally Posted by turbotalon1g
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Originally Posted by JV
S2000: For those of us that know the Miata is the best car on the planet, but also want extra power and to not have to turn in our man cards.
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06-16-2010
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#68
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
If anybody on this forum thinks things are OK and everything will be fine as long as they have their Xbox and big screen LCD, WAKE THE FUCK UP AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND YOU!!!
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When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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06-16-2010
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#69
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Shit Rocket Pilot
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
Armed Mexicans are illegally going into a United States national park, Arizona doesn't have the manpower to do anything about it, and Obama doesn't want any more fence built. That's what's going on.
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Originally Posted by Tachyon
Every minute you spend in your Evo, not in boost, is a minute of your life you'll never get back.
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06-16-2010
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#70
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
This is not a good thing at all!
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When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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06-16-2010
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
To go along with your video:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/06/16...der-americans/
Awesome that we are no longer allowed in certain areas of our own country because it's become so dangerous yet Mr. Obama still hasn't done shit about it.
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I agree with Kracka.
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06-16-2010
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Shit Rocket Pilot
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
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Originally Posted by Kracka
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“We need support from the federal government. It’s their job to secure the border and they haven’t done it,” said Babeu. “In fact, President Obama suspended the construction of the fence and it’s just simply outrageous.”
“We need action. It’s shameful that we, as the most powerful nation on Earth, … can’t even secure our own border and protect our own families.”
So, Mr. President, what are you going to do about this?
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Originally Posted by Tachyon
Every minute you spend in your Evo, not in boost, is a minute of your life you'll never get back.
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06-16-2010
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
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Originally Posted by Matt D.
So, Mr. President, what are you going to do about this?
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Talk.
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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06-16-2010
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#74
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Shit Rocket Pilot
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
Well, considering his deadline for bringing troops home from from Iraq (August) and Afghanistan (July) is drawing near, it will be interesting to see what he does.
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." -Mario Andretti
03 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII
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Originally Posted by Tachyon
Every minute you spend in your Evo, not in boost, is a minute of your life you'll never get back.
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06-16-2010
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#75
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
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Originally Posted by Matt D.
Well, considering his deadline for bringing troops home from from Iraq (August) and Afghanistan (July) is drawing near, it will be interesting to see what he does.
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That's easy, he'll do nothing and pretend like he never said it.
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When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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06-17-2010
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#76
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flips McGee
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
Hughes, you're the closest, why don't you man up and go down there and stop them yourself?
"Because there's nobody else to do it right now, that's why"
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I need to listen to Scheides more often i think :)
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Originally Posted by turbotalon1g
...I realized that I can't keep up my shit talking without anything to back it up.
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Originally Posted by JV
S2000: For those of us that know the Miata is the best car on the planet, but also want extra power and to not have to turn in our man cards.
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06-17-2010
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#77
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_1...66-503544.html
God forbid a state to attempt to take care of a problem when the federal government fails to do so. Americans are dying and we're prohibited from certain areas of our own country already!
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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06-17-2010
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#78
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
Politicians and lawyers are the biggest enemies of America it seem.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010...-intensifying/
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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06-17-2010
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#79
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Admin
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
They keep saying it's up to the federal government to establish immgration policy. Last time I checked there's a law that establishes the policies, the real problem is that they won't enforce those policies.
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06-17-2010
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Arizona Immigration Law
I think it's very odd that the government has decided it has the right to to monitor the electronic devices of citizens (employees) but not round up illegal aliens. One may potentially doing something illegal, the other is actually without a doubt living his life illegally!
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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