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Old 08-08-2005   #21
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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
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Do not ride a bike in the ice, or slick snow when you have a thorn patch at the end of your driveway.
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"Its not about how big your's is, its about who you using it on"
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Iowa, where men are men and the sheep breathe easier since Allan moved to MN.
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Minnesota, where sisters and brothers stay related after divorce.
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Bad Santa---- "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
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