The official one-liners thread.
 

Be it a really stupid comment, something you have to think about, or a drunken safety tip... POST it up in here.

Only rules : It can only be one senance. Anything else just won't fit.

It can be about anything.

I'll start.

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If they are hot and drunk, they probably have a boyfriend that is big and drunk

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If you have to think twice about it, don't do it.

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its all about the butt secks

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Craig- "She has big tits, it makes up for it!"

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Jet - "It's 12:30, who's the lucky lady?"

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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

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Jet - "I've been drinking and she's still fuckin' fat."

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I turned the boost down from 43psi to 30 psi.

-Kid last night with a 97 gsx and a td05, that doesn't know much about the car he just bought.

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Empty paintball guns + old people = probation

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ya so what if i'm caucasian, you want some cock asian?

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Warm apple pie does not feel like pussy.

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Jet - "If I knew I could stand, I'd go out and grind some ass."

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The first time you have a sexual encounter with a woman, make sure you can see what your doing, the small one's probably the ass hole.

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

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Craig (now anyone that goes out with us) "Aaaaaaaaahhhh!"

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Out of repsect for your boyfriend I will use my thumb.

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What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

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A 5'4' retard at the bird on saturday with 4 teeth and a Mullet said this to me...

"You want some of me I'll whoop your ass."