09-09-2004
|
#21
|
|
Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA.
Posts: 5,382
|
I bet even Raptor would have scored in that situation :slap:
Thank God that Mother Nature weeds out the weak gene pool because there's no chance you'll never reproduce. 
__________________
"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#22
|
|
Hellbound
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: St Paul
Posts: 1,390
|
__________________
-Nulli Secundus-
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#23
|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 556
|
Quote:
Originally posted by LightningGSX+Sep 9 2004, 10:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LightningGSX @ Sep 9 2004, 10:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-1ViciousGSX@Sep 9 2004, 10:54 AM
I bet even Raptor would have scored in that situation :slap:
|
[/b][/quote]
ouch
__________________
92 Talon AWD Auto - SCM61 powered
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#24
|
|
R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
Drives: C8 Stingray Z51
Posts: 20,620
|
When can I come visit?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
|
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#25
|
|
Area code 166 represent
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Crystal, MN
Posts: 10,329
|
Quote:
Originally posted by TalonTSiDude@Sep 9 2004, 11:26 AM
When can I come visit?
|
Why? Tom probably couldn't even score with you either.
__________________
'16 Focus ST - Daily Duty
'93 mr2 - Track car in progress
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#26
|
|
R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
Drives: C8 Stingray Z51
Posts: 20,620
|
Quote:
Originally posted by DSMStyle@Sep 9 2004, 01:41 PM
Why? Tom probably couldn't even score with you either.
|
Tom will not be scoring with me, but I'll demonstrate to him how to score with the ladies...might even demonstrate on his g/f if he has one at the time :bounce:
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
|
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#27
|
Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
|
Ill post pictures after the 15th, i will try to take some, but the girl was definatly a 10.
Im glad i made all of your days, and hopefully the next time i get the chance is will turn out better.
Chris, you should come visit, we have the hottest asians ive ever seen and they wear the schoolgirl clothes at the clubs.
NEXT TIME, LESS DRINK MORE PINK!!!
__________________
Scientific theories are the most reliable, rigorous, and comprehensive form of scientific knowledge. This is significantly different from the common usage of the word "theory", which implies that something is a conjecture, hypothesis, or guess.
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#28
|
|
aka Goodbye
|
The couch idea works perfectly, but the absolute drunkenness was your downfall. Being too drunk to have a smooth delivery is the fastest way to scare the chicks away. I've used that couch thing many times, but only once did a girl actually sleep on the couch, and she came in the next morning and hopped on. Most girls like that soft approach, it works great.
__________________
2009 Corvette Z51-SOLD
1992 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX-SOLD
2013 BMW Z4-Current summer hooptie
2017 GMC Yukon-Current winter hooptie
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#29
|
|
Boost Spike
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Cottage Grove
Drives: 93 talon Automagickinda....
Posts: 1,116
|
man I just read that again damn man you need to slow down...
__________________
91 gsx: 734awhp 593ft lbs, best et 10.4@141, @35psi 1.6 60' 2010
93 Talon: 2011 season: Auto, 8.50 cage, For sale!!! $7500
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#30
|
|
R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
Drives: C8 Stingray Z51
Posts: 20,620
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Goat Blower@Sep 9 2004, 03:05 PM
The couch idea works perfectly, but the absolute drunkenness was your downfall. Being too drunk to have a smooth delivery is the fastest way to scare the chicks away. I've used that couch thing many times, but only once did a girl actually sleep on the couch, and she came in the next morning and hopped on. Most girls like that soft approach, it works great.
|
Agreed....works in Duluth too.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
|
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#31
|
|
Reynolds number user
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: grove/tempe
Posts: 3,553
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Goat Blower@Sep 9 2004, 02:05 PM
The couch idea works perfectly, but the absolute drunkenness was your downfall. Being too drunk to have a smooth delivery is the fastest way to scare the chicks away. I've used that couch thing many times, but only once did a girl actually sleep on the couch, and she came in the next morning and hopped on. Most girls like that soft approach, it works great.
|
i'm sending a copy of this to your wife asap 
__________________
07 Ducati Monster S4R
00 honda elite 50 (64 mph braH!)
05 malaguti F15
04 E55 AMG
|
|
|
|
|
09-09-2004
|
#32
|
|
aka Goodbye
|
Quote:
Originally posted by gixxer+Sep 9 2004, 05:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gixxer @ Sep 9 2004, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Goat Blower@Sep 9 2004, 02:05 PM
The couch idea works perfectly, but the absolute drunkenness was your downfall. Being too drunk to have a smooth delivery is the fastest way to scare the chicks away. I've used that couch thing many times, but only once did a girl actually sleep on the couch, and she came in the next morning and hopped on. Most girls like that soft approach, it works great.
|
i'm sending a copy of this to your wife asap [/b][/quote]
She knows my history well. She was setting me up with her friends before we ever went out, so she got the stories first hand. They must have been good since we started going out shortly after her divorce. :whipped:
__________________
2009 Corvette Z51-SOLD
1992 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX-SOLD
2013 BMW Z4-Current summer hooptie
2017 GMC Yukon-Current winter hooptie
|
|
|
|
|
09-10-2004
|
#33
|
|
Pewp Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Blaine
Drives: Teh Bean
Posts: 12,309
|
Been to the club called "On Broadway" yet? That place is fuckin great. It's in the gas lamp district. Bring some money tho. It's like a 20-25 dollar cover, and drinks are like 10bux each. But man there so many girls there and the place is the best club I've ever been too. Like straight outta a movie. Girls wearing hardly anything dancing up on these pillars, like 10 different rooms to go to. Take that chick there and show her a good time, spoil her with some nice drinks, i think she'll forgive you for that last night.
http://www.obec.tv/ |
|
|
|
|
09-10-2004
|
#34
|
Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
|
Quote:
Originally posted by me612@Sep 9 2004, 10:43 PM
Been to the club called "On Broadway" yet? That place is fuckin great. It's in the gas lamp district. Bring some money tho. It's like a 20-25 dollar cover, and drinks are like 10bux each. But man there so many girls there and the place is the best club I've ever been too. Like straight outta a movie. Girls wearing hardly anything dancing up on these pillars, like 10 different rooms to go to. Take that chick there and show her a good time, spoil her with some nice drinks, i think she'll forgive you for that last night.
http://www.obec.tv/
|
If the club is near Los Angelos or in Orange county, we get VIP to it. We know the promoters and go go dancers that can get us in for free, get us some drinks and sometimes get us a VIP room. Last year for my roomates brothers birthday they shut down a club for a night to throw a party.
This years main activity is the 3rd annual Pimp N Hoes party that my roomates brother and two other guys have put on each year, and each year it keeps getting better and better, when i get home ill post the link to the site where the pics are at. this year they are closing down an entire club to throw this. its pretty sweet. i can wait to be pimpin it live at this event yo..... "YOU TALKING BACK TO ME, HO SHUT YO MOUTH!!!"
__________________
Scientific theories are the most reliable, rigorous, and comprehensive form of scientific knowledge. This is significantly different from the common usage of the word "theory", which implies that something is a conjecture, hypothesis, or guess.
|
|
|
|
|
09-10-2004
|
#35
|
|
Pewp Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Blaine
Drives: Teh Bean
Posts: 12,309
|
HAHA, nice, On Broadway is in Diego tho in the gas lamp district. Pretty awesome. My hot ass filipina friend was on the VIP list there too so we'd get in for free there. I'll never forget the day we went there and she puked on me in the club. That was the first and only time i've been puked on, and I was so glad it was her that was my first!!
|
|
|
|
|
09-10-2004
|
#36
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
|
Quote:
Originally posted by tpunx99GSX@Sep 10 2004, 02:43 PM
This years main activity is the 3rd annual Pimp N Hoes party that my roomates brother and two other guys have put on each year, and each year it keeps getting better and better, when i get home ill post the link to the site where the pics are at. this year they are closing down an entire club to throw this. its pretty sweet. i can wait to be pimpin it live at this event yo..... "YOU TALKING BACK TO ME, HO SHUT YO MOUTH!!!"
|
Tom + "pimp" = |
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
