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Old 01-10-2005   #1
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Best Term Paper Ever!

I couldn't stop laughing.

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Old 01-10-2005   #2
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Re: Best Term Paper Ever!

Oh my god!! That was hilarious! I was freeking crying!! I am sure Craig was wondering what the hell was going on!

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Old 01-10-2005   #3
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wow, i can't believe i wasted my time reading that...... kind of funny....but not really
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Old 01-10-2005   #4
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Have you read Oedipus? Maybe that would have made it funnier for you. I have read it and thought it was histerical!
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Old 01-10-2005   #5
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Re: Best Term Paper Ever!

That was amazing. Citing tubgirl just put it over the top for me. Best line "She aborted a kitten into a toilet in the back of a Denver Denny's", I nearly peed myself.
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Old 01-11-2005   #6
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Simply Awe Inspiring.
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Old 01-11-2005   #7
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Re: Best Term Paper Ever!

"This is page 3" LMFAO
That was awesome. i agree with jet, if youve read Oedipus you will prolly enjoy this paper. I cant believe he actually passed with a D- he threatened the teacher.LOL
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Hey Tom, books on tape don't count as reading!
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Old 01-12-2005   #9
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Citing tubgirl just put it over the top for me.
I couldn't think of a better way to finish a paper like that.
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Re: Best Term Paper Ever!

nah actually i read it in brail, millions of little nipples, blind people got it good.
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Re: Best Term Paper Ever!

That was funny as hell! I have seen it before but never actually read it until now.

This sent me over the top! LOL

"Riding in the benzo, popin my colla.
See some fine wrenches, I hafta holla.
Diamonds, gold, and the all mighty dolla.
Im opedipus b*tch, the original balla.
I bust out my 9, to light up your impala.
F*ck that police!"

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