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30 Years difference




1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair





1973: KEG
2003: EKG





1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux





1973: Moving to California because it's cool
2003: Moving to California because it's warm





1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor





1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage





1973: Hoping for a BMW
2003: Hoping for a BM





1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian





1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint





1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones





1973: Being called into the principal's office
2003: Calling the principal's office





1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system





1973: Disco
2003: Costco





1973: Parents bing you to get your hair cut
2003: Children bing you to get their heads shaved





1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test





1973: Whatever
2003: Depends