looking at Evo's. Few Questions.

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Some of my favorite selections from my time reading sport's posts. Enjoy. rofl

Originally Posted by Sport The War

So what you're saying is you would be like most EVO owners? Talking about how fast the broken garage ornament is?

Originally Posted by Sport The War

hold the phone.. there are level headed evo owners? I thought you had to have a nasty case of small man syndrome to own one or lack of driving skills. :rofl:

Originally Posted by Sport The War

BTW I was kidding, every damn time im on the mitsustyle it's JDM ALTEZZA etc. I was giving him shit, I was originally giving you shit before he wanted a piece of the action, get in line. nutswingers are funny though, I'll put money on him owning a subaru.. the asshat'ery is obivous.

Originally Posted by Sport The War

did this guy piss you off?

lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?

Originally Posted by Sport The War

DB is still around? LOL