Sounds like you should just open up a new chapter of these douchebags. I saw some of them around Nashville when I was still living in TN.
http://youtu.be/qq-cG-mwzUg
Except of their rules. Copy+Paste from their website.
IV. Requirements for Membership-
A. Applicants are required to attend 4 consecutive meetings and one car show. Applicants will be voted on at the following Board meeting.
B. Applicants’ vehicle must be present the day of application unless otherwise excused.
C. All vehicles must meet the following criteria for admission
1. Vehicle must be clean (Exterior
, Interior and Engine)
the day of car show or special car functions.
a. Sport compact vehicles: Must have body kit, rims, paint and at least on or more Modification to be eligible to receive a large club Logo
b. Raised vehicles (SUV’s, trucks and older cars)
: Must have rims, paint, audio system
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