Official Joke Thread!

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bob and marry are going to get married so marys father has the '' talk '' with bob and says ... on my honey moon i took off my pants and gave them to sally...( his wife ) and i said try them on... she does so and says i cant fit in them and i replied thats bc i wear the pants in the relation ship.... so bob on his honey moon says marry try on my pants and she does so and says they dont fit and bob replies thats bc i wear the pants in this relationship and she takes off her panties and said try these on bob does so and replies they dont fit and she said yea thats good bc you will never getin in them