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liquid assets
LIQUID ASSETS
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would
> have $49.00 today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00
> today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would
> have $0.00 today.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
> then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received
> $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
> A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
> year.
> That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
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