Whatsup From Slowboy??!!!

[Matt D.]

Originally Posted by SBR Joe

Wow, no matter what i try to do it doesnt matter. Im outie.

Joe
SBR

Hella weak, bro.

[SBR Joe]

Originally Posted by Matt D.

Hella weak, bro.

Sure.


Joe
SBR

[slowdsm2]

Originally Posted by SBR Joe

Wow, no matter what i try to do it doesnt matter. Im outie.

While you're in the back fucking up someone's order, mention humple that his shitty customer service just cost him another sale.

I just ordered A1's from someone else.

That's $352 lost.

That'd buy him a lot E/D pills

[EclipseGST]

Originally Posted by slowdsm2

While you're in the back fucking up someone's order, mention humple that his shitty customer service just cost him another sale.

I just ordered A1's from someone else.

That's $352 lost.

That'd buy him a lot E/D pills

Me too.

[A//// Guy]

Yes! Outie please!

[tpunx99GSX]

I knew the PM was going to say some shit like that. Hence why i posted that.
Its like saying, "Hey i fucked your sister, but ill make it up to you, next time you order, ill fuck your mom and give you a new brother".
Good fucking riddence SBR Joe, i knew you would be a chicken shit and run right when someone brings up a fuck up on your part that was recent, so that you cant point the blame on someone else or say "we've changed"
Where is Hummer now? Tell him to get his ass back in the thread and explain his retarded company.
i think the first 3-4 pages and the last 2-3 pages have been the most beneficial to the dsm community. Show everyone what slowboy is really about, Da Moneys...

Hummers Morning Meeting....
(Chanting in the break room) Nickel Dime Nickel Dime Nickel DIME GOOOOOOOO SLOWBOY...
Hummer: So boys now that we are all pepped up what do we have on the plate for today?
Joe: Yo, i got this kid from HI, We be having his benjis for a while now, im planning on shipping his ship sometime betweens next week and next month...
Hummer: Fuck that, Call him up and tell him he owes us more money because hes on an island and im jealous...
Joe: No Problem boss... are you almost finished?
Hummer: Keep going, Tend to the children dammit, dont make me smack you...
Joe: Sorry Boss, my mouth is getting tired....
Hummer: So what else we got going on?
Joe: Well *gag* ugh, we promised these children at the hospital we would donate some money...
Hummer: Fuck them, charge them shipping of the money, but charge them more then we were donating so that we can make some money off their sick asses... oh... oh.........
Joe: you got it boss... I think one of our customers is getting pretty pissed, we have had his items for over 3 years now, should we send it?
Hummer: Nah, if he waited this long he can wait a couple more years.... OH SHIT I COMING!!! AHHHHHHHH
Joe: *Gulp*


BTW 666th reply goes to me.

[SBR Joe]

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

I knew the PM was going to say some shit like that. Hence why i posted that.
Its like saying, "Hey i fucked your sister, but ill make it up to you, next time you order, ill fuck your mom and give you a new brother".
Good fucking riddence SBR Joe, i knew you would be a chicken shit and run right when someone brings up a fuck up on your part that was recent, so that you cant point the blame on someone else or say "we've changed"
Where is Hummer now? Tell him to get his ass back in the thread and explain his retarded company.
i think the first 3-4 pages and the last 2-3 pages have been the most beneficial to the dsm community. Show everyone what slowboy is really about, Da Moneys...

Hummers Morning Meeting....
(Chanting in the break room) Nickel Dime Nickel Dime Nickel DIME GOOOOOOOO SLOWBOY...
Hummer: So boys now that we are all pepped up what do we have on the plate for today?
Joe: Yo, i got this kid from HI, We be having his benjis for a while now, im planning on shipping his ship sometime betweens next week and next month...
Hummer: Fuck that, Call him up and tell him he owes us more money because hes on an island and im jealous...
Joe: No Problem boss... are you almost finished?
Hummer: Keep going, Tend to the children dammit, dont make me smack you...
Joe: Sorry Boss, my mouth is getting tired....
Hummer: So what else we got going on?
Joe: Well *gag* ugh, we promised these children at the hospital we would donate some money...
Hummer: Fuck them, charge them shipping of the money, but charge them more then we were donating so that we can make some money off their sick asses... oh... oh.........
Joe: you got it boss... I think one of our customers is getting pretty pissed, we have had his items for over 3 years now, should we send it?
Hummer: Nah, if he waited this long he can wait a couple more years.... OH SHIT I COMING!!! AHHHHHHHH
Joe: *Gulp*


BTW 666th reply goes to me.

HAHA, im glad to se you took the time to post the wet dream you had last night, but im a bit appalled that i was in it....not cool. But on the topic at hand, you telling me that it was something that i could have done???? Sorry bub, i was doing what i can do in my position. If i could do otherwise i would have. I cant push weight like that around here. If i could have done more i honestly would have but i dont have the power, and the fact that i attempted to do what i can, that is look and see what the issue was and offer what i can for next time around would lead me to belive i actully give a shit (even if all you think otherwise)....and the funny this was, it wasnt even me who took the original order, but i was stil trying to help in any way i can. But its a no win situation on here no matter what.


Joe
SBR

[blageo23]

Originally Posted by SBR Joe

....and the funny this was, it wasnt even me who took the original order, but i was stil trying to help in any way i can. But its a no win situation on here no matter what.

Isnt that your job?
Anyways maybe you should clean house around there then if the fucker that took the orginal order doesnt know where HI is then maybe he shouldnt be in sales. I mean he MUST have taken down the addy to ship it, correct? So right then and there the price should be set. And anything you quote is what it should be. If you said it was going to be $10 to ship and you ship it and it cost $15 you suck it up and loose $5. Shit I shipped something out that I charged $20 for shipping and it cost me $30. I bit the bullet and paid it. And Im just a poor college student not some "big ass" "company".

[sleepy2lazy]

Originally Posted by SBR Joe

But on the topic at hand, you telling me that it was something that i could have done???? Sorry bub, i was doing what i can do in my position. If i could do otherwise i would have. I cant push weight like that around here. If i could have done more i honestly would have but i dont have the power, and the fact that i attempted to do what i can, that is look and see what the issue was and offer what i can for next time around would lead me to belive i actully give a shit (even if all you think otherwise)....and the funny this was, it wasnt even me who took the original order, but i was stil trying to help in any way i can. But its a no win situation on here no matter what.

And you silly boys at SBR wanted me to take a chance and try you guys out. I don't want you to help me on the next issue when you fucked up my first $500 dollar problem. Don't need no future headaches.

So, haven't tried you guys out, never will.

[1ViciousGSX]

Originally Posted by SBR GM

The policy here is to run your part like it is your own business.

Jay

Originally Posted by SBR Joe

But on the topic at hand, you telling me that it was something that i could have done???? Sorry bub, i was doing what i can do in my position. If i could do otherwise i would have. I cant push weight like that around here. If i could have done more i honestly would have but i dont have the power, and the fact that i attempted to do what i can, that is look and see what the issue was and offer what i can for next time around would lead me to belive i actully give a shit (even if all you think otherwise)....and the funny this was, it wasnt even me who took the original order, but i was stil trying to help in any way i can. But its a no win situation on here no matter what.


Joe
SBR

You could say, "I apologize for my team member's poor judgement relating to your order which we seriously screwed up. If you would allow me to, I would like to give back your $5 plus the actual shipping cost we charged you. Because in the end, we appreciate your business and hope to continue to do more in the future."

[TheBlizzard]

[tpunx99GSX]

Originally Posted by SBR Joe

HAHA, im glad to se you took the time to post the wet dream you had last night, but im a bit appalled that i was in it....not cool. But on the topic at hand, you telling me that it was something that i could have done???? Sorry bub, i was doing what i can do in my position. If i could do otherwise i would have. I cant push weight like that around here. If i could have done more i honestly would have but i dont have the power, and the fact that i attempted to do what i can, that is look and see what the issue was and offer what i can for next time around would lead me to belive i actully give a shit (even if all you think otherwise)....and the funny this was, it wasnt even me who took the original order, but i was stil trying to help in any way i can. But its a no win situation on here no matter what.


Joe
SBR

You just keep pointing the finger at someone else and see how far it gets you here.
You took the initiative to write a PM to the kid but you are still pointing at someone else. Instead of making it so that spinz4 has to make another order to make up for your (companies) fuck up, you should have just corrected it in the first place.
Would you as a customer want to spend any more money with a company that has dicked you over a couple times (and your friends). Fuck that, we arent like those women that keep going back to their wife beating husbands.

[scheides]

hahah that's hilarious!

[98gstaherns]

Lollerskates. I thought he was outie?

[MacGSX]

I just don’t understand how you all can justify everything that you have done. Can you all honestly sit there at your office and think that you don’t have a problem with the way your business is run? That’s pure ignorance. If you honestly have a love for the DSM community and want $$$$ maybe you should re-think your current strategy or lack there of in this instance. I have a feeling there is a lack of leadership their at your shop; because in fact when the troops fail there is always a leader to blame.... Nobody can change the past but its you’re future your jeopardizing. You would earn allot more respect if you(owner of SBR) admitted that your practices have been way below par and put out an apology to everyone, but remember that means absolutely nothing if you don’t back it up with actions....

However I already know there will be no response to this post because perhaps it is too intellectual and doesn’t contain any "teh" or "hella" words

[slowdsm2]

Given the obvious "business as normal" environment, what happens when SBR starts to tank?

What comes first... humels mortgage or the payroll?

I bet I can guess

[tpunx99GSX]

Originally Posted by slowdsm2

Given the obvious "business as normal" environment, what happens when SBR starts to tank?

What comes first... humels mortgage or the payroll?

I bet I can guess

But how ever will Joe support his Heroin Habit.

[A//// Guy]

Tom stop bumping this thread! They might not be able to find it if its taken out of the new posts! lol

[tpunx99GSX]

Originally Posted by M/// Guy

Tom stop bumping this thread! They might not be able to find it if its taken out of the new posts! lol

QFT. lol

[MATCHBX]

Like I said way back when, it's easy to get first time business. It's getting the return business that's the show of customer service.

Joe, if you don't have the authority, talk to Mike or Jay and explain the situation. If they decide for you to call the customer and ask for more money, then yes it's not your fault. But if you didn't do this step, then it is your fault no matter who screwed up in the first place. If you are there to fix it, then it is your responisbility to fix it no matter who is to blame.

And like I've said on each of my posts, this is not meant to flame but to enlighten you to how normal business is run. I have to get approval on different things from day to day from the higher-ups. It's not a big deal. But I have a lot of freedoms to help customers out as well. In the end it's the customer that needs to be happy and taken care of. Not saying some customers don't screw up, but it is up to you to make sure that they know what and why they are wrong. I have eaten next day air charges a few times because I forgot to let the customer know it was gonna cost extra to next day air the parts in. Oh well. Granted we lose a little in shipping, but we keep a good customer happy.