Whats happening in other forums

bluntedelvis · 04-10-2007

Take a look to see what they are talking about in other Forums. Ripped this from.
http://www.dsmtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176207

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

FattyBoomBatty · 04-10-2007

That was a pretty funny list 5 years ago, and it's still kinda amusing.

bluntedelvis · 04-10-2007

Never seen it before, thought it would be funny.

Onefast99gsx · 04-10-2007

Ya, i just saw this on dsmlink site also.

HiImBrian · 04-10-2007

I like it!

ExTREME · 04-10-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluntedelvis

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

This reminds me of Borat. "About how fast...."

AJ · 04-10-2007

We shoulf actually fill this thread of funny topics from actual sites and provide the link.

bluntedelvis · 04-10-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSMStyle

We shoulf actually fill this thread of funny topics from actual sites and provide the link.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

bluntedelvis · 04-18-2007

Got another list. You Might Be A DSMer?
This was posted on a local forum in Albuquerque. Pretty Good list.

1. If you've ever had to explain crankwalk to a mechanic....
2. If you have a garage full of spare engines, just in case....
3. If you've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch....
4. If you bought half of your performance parts at Home Depot.
5. If your freinds get beat in a race and call you immediately after to rematch for them.
6. You only carry a Palm Pilot to log your engine's data.
7. You know more about the 4G63 engine than some engineers at Mitsubishi.
8. Your wife/girlfriend wishes your car never exsisted.
9. you look at riced out civics and roll your eyes
10. If a junk yard to you is an upgrade yard.....
11. If your car consists of parts from more than 10 other DSMs.....
12. If you take offense to the word Riceburner.....
13. If your DSM is the most unreliable car you have ever owned, but still your favorite......
14. The UPS guy comes over for a beer on a regular basis
15. You can launch your oil dip stick 20ft.
16. If a honda owner ever looked at you funny when you say "free mods"
17. a normal weekend involves removing your transmission 5 times.
18. your "grocery getter" is a 12 sec car...
19. If you have had to remove your radiator fans, because they just don't fit in front of that Turbo.......
20. When at the strip you sit around with the Z28s and WS6 guys and talk shit about hondas - My favorite one
21. If you can get your 4cyl to a 12.5 1/4 for $775.
22. if you know what Galant VR4s are
23. if you know that you dont need nitrous to run a 1/4 mile in under 12 seconds
24.you have more gauges then an airplane
25. Your best car is still on blocks in the yard and you have another year of payments on it
26. You break at least two tie rod ends on a launch
27. A flat tire means another flower pot for the yard
28. You know that breaking forks during a hard shift doesn't refer to waiting tables at a diner.
29. You know about the automatic windshield wipers 1st Gens have at the dragstrip
30. "stock" means that the car has all of the parts it came with, you didn't add a thing, you just dremeled or removed a few, that's all...
31. That breaking an axle means replacing the axle and the wheel bearing because they are siezed together
32. When your wife/girlfriend owns and races a DSM just like you
33. When you street/track kills reads something like XX and 0
34. When you've removed the engine from your DSM in your own garage more than once (IN the middle of FUCKING WINTER)
35. When you have nightmares about getting into second gear
36. When the word SHOOTOUT means driving your DSM half way across America (for some) just to beat up on it, and not a gun fight
37. When reference to modding a DSM comes up in just about every major argument you have with a loved one
38. You have to add a quart of oil befor you leave to go anywhere
39. You have to rebuild your trans every time you do an oil change
40. People on slicks with 3 times your displacement bitch about spots
41. $6,000 is the TOTAL COST of your 11 second street car, not the cost of the mods to get it there

FattyBoomBatty · 04-18-2007

The first one is the only one that doesn't really work, because crankwalk isn't the term most mechanics would use. They would say something like, "it has excessive crankshaft endplay".