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Old 02-16-2007   #1
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How to make a rice burner run 14s...

I got a kick out of this. Would be fun to do!

http://crazyjim.ramelot.com/14seconds.htm
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Old 02-16-2007   #2
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

LOL! Damn, just imagine, they could have made a few grand selling that to some rich 16 year old kid.
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Old 02-16-2007   #3
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Oh man that is awesome!
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Old 02-16-2007   #4
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

That is the stupidest waste of time Ive ever seen. Throw a 200 shot of N0S and it will run a 14.
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Old 02-16-2007   #5
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

Yeah I remember that issue, one of my favorite articles of all time!
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Old 02-16-2007   #6
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

haha makes me laugh everytime!

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Old 02-16-2007   #7
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

Yeah, I think I re-read that article a few times, it's funny. Hot Rod did the same thing about 10 years earlier with an old Caddy. They stripped it down just as much and I think it actually ran 12's.
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Old 02-16-2007   #8
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

That would have been great if the kid was real, then they posted a video of when they gave it back to him completly torn apart.
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

That's fuck'n sweet!
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

Wow!
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

Wow thats great. I loved it was laughing alot. But trying not to wake my kid up from his nap.
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Old 02-16-2007   #12
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

That article is only 2-3 years old.
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

Hahaha That's hilarious
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That article is only 2-3 years old.
Your 2-3 years old......... wanna fuck? LOL
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Your 2-3 years old......... wanna fuck? LOL
Now why the hell did that just make me bust out laughing?
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Re: How to make a rice burner run 14s...

Because you know Tom and know he was secretly wishing it was true!!!
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