How not to autocross

[CVD]

Let me put it this way: In any event around here, any two of those spins and you would be done for the day. Same goes for taking out that many cones in the decel zone at the end of the run, only most people would have the common courtesy to not show up until people forget who you are. As for the frolicking in the trees, you'd be done for the season or banned from the sport.