Official Joke Thread!

[LingLing]

So Princess Diana and Dolly Parton died on the same day. Both of them are at the gates of heaven waiting for God. When God comes up he says,
"Ladies, I only have room for one person tonight. So you're going to have to compete...Whoever can impress me the most will get in."

Immediately Dolly Parton takes her shirt off and shows off her huge breasts. God says, "Wow, Dolly, that's really impressive..Your turn Princess"

So Princess Diana rummages through her purse and pulls out this bottle, shoves it up her pu**y and dousches, right there in front of God."

God says, "WOW, Princess, that's amazing! You get to come in to heaven tonight!!"

Dolly replies, "How is that impressive! That's disgusting!!!!"

God shook his head and told dolly, "Dolly.....A Royal Flush ALWAYS beats a Big Pair!"