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Old 11-30-2005   #61
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Re: Lateral thinking

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Neither. Color is generated by the reflection of light off an object. Certain colors of the spectrum are absorbed by the material, the ones that are reflected represent the color of the object as seen by our eyes. If there is no light, then there are no colors either absorbed or reflected by the object, therefor, the blade of grass technically has no color.
but what if the moon is out? then it's really dark green. HA!!
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Old 12-01-2005   #62
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Re: Lateral thinking

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object
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Old 12-02-2005   #63
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Re: Lateral thinking

they cancel out and the universe reboots
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Old 12-02-2005   #64
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Re: Lateral thinking

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object
soooo many sick jokes could go towards this one... ill let this one go.
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Old 12-02-2005   #65
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Re: Lateral thinking

ok i just couldnt,
In other words it would be like saying, "What happens when my penis comes in contact with AJs virgin asshole?"
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Old 12-02-2005   #66
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Re: Lateral thinking

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they cancel out and the universe reboots
LMAO.
Again, tom is right, this one could get twisted very easily.
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Old 12-28-2005   #67
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Re: Lateral thinking

Three switches outside a windowless room are connected to three lightbulbs inside the room. How can you determine which switch is connected to which bulb if you are only allowed to enter the room once?

<no cheating, think about it>
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Old 12-28-2005   #68
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Re: Lateral thinking

ya, leave the door open duh!!
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Old 12-28-2005   #69
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Re: Lateral thinking

lol, not even close.
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Old 12-28-2005   #70
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Re: Lateral thinking

There are a lot of ways to do that. Go inside and have someone else flip the switches. Or you could tear apart the walls and see where the wiring goes
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Keep one off, flip one on for a few mins then shut it off, and flip the last one on. Go see which of the two that are off are hot, which one is not, and which one is on.
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Re: Lateral thinking

correct!

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A man stopped his car when he reached the hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupts. How?
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It was a DSM?
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Re: Lateral thinking

He owned the hotel and it was burned down?
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Re: Lateral thinking

He crashed into the hotel without car insurance?
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His ex-wife was there with a smile on her face!
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He was playing Monopoly.
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^^^^Thats gotta be it!
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He was playing Monopoly.
Good one!
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He was playing Monopoly.
yup
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