Girls vs. Boys

[Tauni]

Super: Watch your fuckin mouth. I know plenty of girls who would kick your ass for saying some fucking bull shit like that.

Ice: I'm talking about cars. Not sex.


On a better note:
What guy won the NHRA top fuel championship in 1982? Guy.... hehe... Shirley Muldowny. SHE is a two time Champion in Top fuel. But everyone is going to say "Oh its only dragracing". It's so easy going down the 1/4 with a 6500 hp car that weighs nothing. Food for thought guys. Girls have been proven to have better reaction times. PROVEN.

Also... She was sponsored by Mopar and drove a Hemi.

AND.... She would own you guys..

There. GIRLS.

[CarPsyco84]

Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

Girls have been proven to have better reaction times. PROVEN.

I don't deny this, but not too many girls can actually apply this great biological feat to the tarmac...

[Tauni]

Originally Posted by CarPsyco84

I don't deny this, but not too many girls can actually apply this great biological feat to the tarmac...

I don't deny this either. I'm not saying every girl who is into cars is smart as hell, fast as hell or can drive good as hell, I'm just saying, if you would kindly re-read the whole thread, you will notice how much SHIT the guys are talking about the girls. I'm sure about 1/2 the guys who posted were talking shit. So thanks to the guys who are smart enough to know that a penis is not needed to know something about cars other than they have a gas pedal, break pedal, and ignition. I think I am about ready to stop posting on this thread, before I get myself banned all over again.

[Outlaw1]

Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

So thanks to the guys who are smart enough to know that a penis is not needed to know something about cars other than they have a gas pedal, break pedal, and ignition.

Hey sweetie, it's a "brake" pedal. If working properly it makes the car slow when depressed.

A penis may not be needed to know something about cars but obviously it sure fucking helps.

[Outlaw1]

Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

Super: Watch your fuckin mouth. I know plenty of girls who would kick your ass for saying some fucking bull shit like that.

Your vulgarity is not becoming of a young girl. Why would that make you mad? Anger management problems perhaps? If I knew you were so sensitive I would not have asked you for a sandwich. Glad I didn't ask you to cook me a hamburger. Bitchy, bitchy. You should talk to someone about that.
BTW, if you have any girlfriends that would like to try to kick my ass just bring it. I don't believe I've ever met any woman, or dike, that I couldn't KO. Hooka. *insert Eye of the Tiger music here*

Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

On a better note:
What guy won the NHRA top fuel championship in 1982? Guy.... hehe... Shirley Muldowny. SHE is a two time Champion in Top fuel. But everyone is going to say "Oh its only dragracing". It's so easy going down the 1/4 with a 6500 hp car that weighs nothing.

You weren't even born in 1982 and she wasn't making 6,500HP. Why are you bringing up old shit, Smokey? Want me to list all the males who won Top Fuel and every other class in motorsport history? I believe you're a little outgunned when it comes to male victories. Just admit it. For a woman you sure do like pissing contests. Do you pee standing up?

Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

Food for thought guys. Girls have been proven to have better reaction times. PROVEN.

Who has proven women have better reaction times? I must have missed that scientific study. Would you please send me that copy of Cosmo or Teen so I can read that article too? It must have not made it around to the rest of the world because women are still getting their asses handed to them on track day.

Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

Also... She was sponsored by Mopar and drove a Hemi.

Who cares who sponsored her? Mopar wasn't spinning wrenches on that rail. Do you know how many parts were fabricated by Mopar? You can't know what goes into a Top Fuel engine if you're even mentioning "drove a Hemi". You are clueless. Once upon a time someone said, "Nothing wrong with a hoe that knows her shit... It's just the HOEs that irritate me." Stick around, I might introduce you to her.

Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

There. GIRLS.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

Thank you for reinforcing my original statements.

[TheBlizzard]

Originally Posted by Super4x4Duty

If I knew you were so sensitive I would not have asked you for a sandwich. Glad I didn't ask you to cook me a hamburger. Bitchy, bitchy. You should talk to someone about that.

Fucking quote of the year. Classic.

[ShiftyGears]

Originally Posted by Super4x4Duty

Your vulgarity is not becoming of a young girl. Why would that make you mad? Anger management problems perhaps? If I knew you were so sensitive I would not have asked you for a sandwich. Glad I didn't ask you to cook me a hamburger. Bitchy, bitchy. You should talk to someone about that.
BTW, if you have any girlfriends that would like to try to kick my ass just bring it. I don't believe I've ever met any woman, or dike, that I couldn't KO. Hooka. *insert Eye of the Tiger music here*



You weren't even born in 1982 and she wasn't making 6,500HP. Why are you bringing up old shit, Smokey? Want me to list all the males who won Top Fuel and every other class in motorsport history? I believe you're a little outgunned when it comes to male victories. Just admit it. For a woman you sure do like pissing contests. Do you pee standing up?


Who has proven women have better reaction times? I must have missed that scientific study. Would you please send me that copy of Cosmo or Teen so I can read that article too? It must have not made it around to the rest of the world because women are still getting their asses handed to them on track day.


Who cares who sponsored her? Mopar wasn't spinning wrenches on that rail. Do you know how many parts were fabricated by Mopar? You can't know what goes into a Top Fuel engine if you're even mentioning "drove a Hemi". You are clueless. Once upon a time someone said, "Nothing wrong with a hoe that knows her shit... It's just the HOEs that irritate me." Stick around, I might introduce you to her.



Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

Thank you for reinforcing my original statements.

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.

[Jakey]

Originally Posted by ShiftyGears

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.

You're a fucking idiot. Check.

[TheBlizzard]

Originally Posted by ShiftyGears

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.

Has a poster of Richard Simmons in his room. Check.

[Outlaw1]

Originally Posted by ShiftyGears

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid.

I'm not sure why you're so interested in where my dick has been. WTF, are you, the keeper of the cock? I'll update you when I use it, since you're keeping score.

Originally Posted by ShiftyGears

2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

Statements like that and I'm the one that doesn't know anything about Top Fuel....? I believe you don't know who Keith Black was. Since when has T/F run production blocks/heads made by Mopar? In fact, when was the last time you saw anything with Mopar parts make more than 1,000RWHP and not leave the guts laying on the street? Give it up. The original Hemi's weren't that big of a deal.
Since you wanted to bring Chevrolet into this... The Chevrolet 348/409 "W" motors were called "semi-Hemi's" because of their combustion chambers. So yes, Chevrolet did make a hemi at one point...if you want to get technical.

Originally Posted by ShiftyGears

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

His name is Kalitta. Show enough respect to spell his name correctly.

Originally Posted by ShiftyGears

Oh you have to be dumb.

When you're right, you're right. I am as dumb as they come. You yourself seem to be a wealth of knowledge. Keep it up.

Originally Posted by ShiftyGears

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.

You figure me out. Pure genius. Seriously, pure genius. It's such a pleasure to have a mental giant such as yourself share your vast wealth of knowledge. Thank you very much. I never thought anyone would ever see through me. That's one witty little sumbitch there...

Now Junior, put down the pom-poms and step away from the computer. Tauni doesn't need a cheerleader.


Sincerly,

The Virgin.