telemarketers

[AJ]

I still love to fuck with them over the phone if I have the time. And I have plenty latly and the calls are flowing in. So I wait for the righ tone to answer and the last guy I did fuck with went something like this :

TM : hello sir
ME : hold on
TM : ok
ME : head to toliet, wait a few min, flush
ME : ok, I'm back
TM : ok sir, we have this new....
ME : sorry, be right back one more time.
ME : growning, moaning, flush noise.

RINSE AND REPEAT. Generally they can't hang up, so after a bit if you get bored just say something like " oh shit i'm gonna explode" or hold the phone in the toliet a bit and yell into it " FUCK the phones covered in SHIT NOW". then flush and hang up.