What have your pets done to piss you off?

[LightningGSX]

Here's my little pain in the ass.His name is "Heineken", but we've nicknamed him "Jaws".I could write a large book with all the things this dog does to piss me off.He's destroyed every remote control in the house.He's chewed up a $400 digital camera, many rented DVDs, floor tiles, wood trim, expensive books, etc.He's chewed out the zippers on nearly every jacket or other piece of clothing in my house.Looking around my house, you won't find very many things he hasn't chewed on.He will decide he wants to play in the middle of the night, and he'll stand 4 inches from your face and bark and whine at the top of his lungs until you wake up and play with him.Seriously, anything you can think of that would piss you off, this dog has done it many times.It our fault though, my GF and I let him get away with everything.