When Being stopped by Police

[JDM]

Tom, you get pulled over and picked on cause you're an idiot.

You're driving a Red Car with a big wing and a body kit. You didn't have to admit you were speeding, you passed a COP doing 110... You said it yourself.

GO AHEAD everyone, follow Tom's instructions.

Fuck Cops, Fuck Me, Fuck Everyone.

You'll all grow up someday and realize how fuckin' retarded you are...

Til then, I'll enjoy telling my stories over donuts and coffee on how I pulled you over, and then you denied you were speeding, so I wrote you a ticket for the original speed, AND those stupid LED washer lights, AND your "NOS" licesne plate frame that covers your tabs, and make fun of you for it FOREVER...

I might suck, but I don't get tickets like guys like Tom.

I'm done trying to help you retards.