MitsuStyle Spring 2013 cruise - April 20 & 21 - New Ulm, MN

[goodhart]

Who cares what the hell you drive, as long as you don't completely flake like the others!

I planned on riding with someone, but hell, if it comes down to it, I'll take the grandpa ass Lincoln and keep up just fine.

[Murlo26]

I'm not talking about no going. It's just funny you guys are pretending like a normal cruise entails normal driving

[goodhart]

^I'm not! I'm just saying, people be whining about not having a ZOMFGSTUPIDFAST car so they don't think they can hang with the pack. Lots of people drive fast, that is no secret, but these things have always been at each drivers pace and personal comfort level, if it's getting too crazy, let people pass you and go to the back of the crowd or where it's closer to your comfort level. That's why we have map packets.

[dsmolition]

I have never driven my evo in the snow but I’m taking it. You can’t threaten me with a good time! My buddy with his x feels the same way haha.

[turbotalon1g]

Just trying to help here, I was out all day yesterday at DCTC where it was barely 30* and snow, sleet or raining all day. My rwd pos did fine, but obviously I'm not making the power.

So far the forecast says 53* and sunny on sat. 57* and rainy on sunday.

Come on guys leave the anger to me, I'm the one who is miserable and hates fun remember?

Good luck guys.

[Tachyon]

I am going to be doing the cruise on extreme summer only tires. Not skured

Also, last I checked, the Evo was developed to thrive in slippy environments at speed.

[turbotalon1g]

The balls are big with this one.

[goodhart]

^Either that or they are just extra small with the rest of them

[simulatedwood]

This weekend has been an interesting one, I mean it is supposed to be April right?

I will be there with the evo, I hope others show up in there evo's, if not..... your welcome to ride with me and Andrea.

*this is a public service announcement* I can see everyone is passionate about the cruises and wants to be safe. Lets be honest these cruises are never safe as shown by the track record. So with that in mind, please people use your heads, if conditions are less then optimal, no one is saying you must keep the hammer down or late brake. Just keep the person in front of you with plenty of distance, drive at "your" comfort level as no one likes to run out of talent. Lastly if you french fry when you should of pizza'd, you going to have a bad time.

[Kracka]

Jesus Christ...

First of all, the forecast at this point looks fine. Second, there is more sand in vags than on the roads. Third, we've had snow on a spring cruise before and all was well. Why you ask? Because people drive to the conditions! Just because you're on a group car cruise doesn't mean the hammer has to be down. Just because someone in front of you is driving fast doesn't mean that you have to; this is why we now provide detailed cruise route map packets, and worst case you always know the end destination. Drive as fast, or slow, as YOU feel comfortable. No matter how modified or tuned your car is does not mean it has to be driven flat out; we have this really neat capability called low-speed drivability and mid-throttle operation In the end, it is your life, car, money, and insurance on the line. The Evo, and DSM, are excellent foul weather vehicles assuming the driver acts responsibly. Again though, based on the forecast at this point the worst we'll see is wet roads, but I don't even expect that.

Mark and Goodhart have the right spirit here though, this is going to be a very fun event rain, shine, or hailing cows! Nobody but yourself can keep you from having a good time

[Tachyon]

Originally Posted by Kracka

or hailing cows!

I might draw the line at this... that's some old testament bullshit right there.

[goodhart]

Originally Posted by Tachyon

I might draw the line at this... that's some old testament bullshit right there.

At any rate, this event like any other, is only as much fun as you make it! For me, it's the funnest car event of the year.

[dzuest]

Great last couple pages. I"m seriously laughing out loud at work...

Anyway i wish i could be at this one.. Hey at least i didn't sign up then bail right??

You guys will have to wait till fall cruise to steal my fucking shoes again... lol

[Kracka]

Official Registration List
1. Asshanson
2. Tachyon
3. Kracka + PlanoEvo + Kevin H.
4. Mark Leasure + Tina
5. Goodhart
6. JET + Cassie
7. Dsmolition + Alyssa
8. Zelskeet + Erin
9 Trogdor + Sarah
10. Spoolin_Turbo
11. Knoxville + Rayne
12. Murlo26 + Samantha
13. scheides + Anna
14. Travis Jordan + guest
15. TKRMark + Ali
16. Blackrosenova400 + Shari
17. tehehodi
18. Ronnie_S + Amiee
19. pkron05
20. evotuner
21. Kevin 1g Drummer
22. cmspaz
23. simulatedwood + Andrea
24. 89_Colt_GT
25. Robert Minoletti + Alison
26. Brandon788 + Jasmine
27. ggcloudix
28. bramagedained
29. Carter Lentsch
30. rrevo9gr31 + Brandon
31. Dan Mau + Kate
32. Throwedgsx + Fejery4491

[goodhart]

You mean cruises don't require a 600HP car to be WOT for the entire route? Mind blown!!

[scheides]

go fast, go slow, whatever, just come it'll be fun. See you bitches saturday!

[Kracka]

We'll be meeting in the industrial broom section of Home Depot!

[goodhart]

^^To sweep out the vagina sand?

[Murlo26]

My sand is strong. Might need to use the shop vac.

[bramagedained]

All WOT all the time.