06-07-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
You know I would of if I had one handy brotato.
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06-07-2012
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Transmission destroyer
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
You should watch more UFC and less police shows, that way you could have fought him off.
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06-07-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
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You should watch more UFC and less police shows, that way you could have fought him off.
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This.
I've been watching UFC for 6+ yrs, reason I don't carry a gun nyucka!
Also i just started watching dexter, badass show.
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06-07-2012
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Got Boost o_O'' m
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
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Originally Posted by turbotalon1g
This.
I've been watching UFC for 6+ yrs, reason I don't carry a gun nyucka!
Also i just started watching dexter, badass show.
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Haha Aaron you'd be first to dip into ur auto dsm cause it'll actually go into gear haha! Sidebar if your running from lashawn with gun in hand don't run and get in your DSM! you will be caught and shot!
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06-07-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
or get all crazy like and whip your dick out and start furiously masterbating, when he asks what your doing reply "I dont know about you, but im going out happy."
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06-07-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
Trolls
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06-07-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
We all know goodhart is "that guy" who actually thinks he can fight from watching UFC, that is the sad part.
I mean he is the self proclaimed "Drinking League CEO" no one, and I repeat no one, fucks with a guy that cool.
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06-08-2012
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
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We all know goodhart is "that guy" who actually thinks he can fight from watching UFC, that is the sad part.
I mean he is the self proclaimed "Drinking League CEO" no one, and I repeat no one, fucks with a guy that cool.
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Actually, I proclaimed him the CEO. He could also probably kick the majority of 'Style asses. 
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06-07-2012
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Got Boost o_O'' m
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
Custom! Black ppl I tell ya they be kray kray! Better a gun which he prolly can't aim.... well decently enough to hit target first try,  then a Samurai sword like this one cat down at sonic yesterday CRAZY SHARP!!! (I'm black)
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06-07-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
I know you are good peoples Alpha.
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06-07-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
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Originally Posted by DSM_421
I was sitting and chit chatting with the workers at SA, I had a couple cock tails in me, and some guy came up and bought a swisher, I asked if I could throw him $20 to smoke it with him.
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Your first error was sitting at an SA chatting with the employees.
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He pulled a peace
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Its a "piece".
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He held us all hostage for over a half hour,
As about 4 other black people were backing me up saying, "he didn't mean anything by that..."
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He held up a black women because she defended me, and half way through the whole ordeal another black dude walks in, and the guy with the gun was like, "whats up cuz" and dude who just walked in was like, "that is my neighbor, let her be she doesn't mean no harm..."
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He held up which woman? The one of the four that had your back?
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Guy with the gun tweaked the fuck out and took us all hostage for over a half hour
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Another half an hour held hostage? Or is this a flashback?
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So I ran, he never shot at me but chased me in his car, never been so fucking scared in my life.
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Did he continue holding up the store or did he chase you in his car? Or was it his homeboy? When did you run? Before or after he took the other black woman hostage?
I'm really sorry but your story has holes. So unlike you said, you definitely have PTSD. Or you've clearly smoked yourself retarded.
Post up some links to the police blotter when they show up. I'd like to know what happened after you ran.
P.S. Don't smoke or drink and post on them internets. Or in real life. Or in your feeble mind.
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06-08-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
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Originally Posted by polishmafia
I'm really sorry but your story has holes. So unlike you said, you definitely have PTSD. Or you've clearly smoked yourself retarded.
Post up some links to the police blotter when they show up. I'd like to know what happened after you ran.
P.S. Don't smoke or drink and post on them internets. Or in real life. Or in your feeble mind.
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I'm going with smoked completely fuckin retarded. Probably got so drunk/high and was watching an episode of "First 48" that he thought he was actually experiencing the episode
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06-07-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
Lol peter is mad.
Affected much?
I'm totally the type who would make this up, forgot.
If I was trying to make a troll up, everyone knows it would be on the body building forums.
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06-08-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
It is odd that a SA had no other employees that came in and left while you were being held up for half an hour or more, and that none of them that did come in called the police after they left. If I came in and a store was being held up, id probably call the police.. Its not like anyone can find out you called the police if its anonymous.
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06-08-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
Holy shit dude. Insane story.
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06-08-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
If you were going to pay a guy 20 bucks to smoke part of his cigar, why not just buy your own? Should probably hold off on the cocktails next time because that makes no sense.
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06-08-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
Probably went something like this:
"Hey brah, mind if I pay you $20 to smoke some of your $3 Swisher Sweet Brah? You know you want my drunk ass lips all over your cigar brah"
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06-08-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
I went into the SA last night, same employees were working, both refused to acknowledge the situation even happened. So I doubt they even called the police.
Had I known this was going to unwravel some deep feelings of hate for so many people towards me, I would have never shared it.
He was clearly going to put weed in that swisher, sorry you fail to recognize this.
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06-10-2012
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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
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Originally Posted by DSM_421
I went into the SA last night, same employees were working, both refused to acknowledge the situation even happened. So I doubt they even called the police.
Had I known this was going to unwravel some deep feelings of hate for so many people towards me, I would have never shared it.
He was clearly going to put weed in that swisher, sorry you fail to recognize this.
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A black guy from chicago is buying a swisher, obviously he is going to smoke a blunt.
And stop talking like a surfer everyone, brobrahs are not cool. Maybe a 16 year old girl that is to stupid to realize dumbasses talk like this thinks it's cool but everyone else just thinks your a dumbass.
And this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhdmN_L3kQs&hd=1
made my ears bleed, why would you think raping over a song like this dsm421 was a good idea?
Obviously I have realized after reading the rest of this thread that dsm421 forgot to take his meds or couldn't afford them, WTF is wrong with you?
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