Holloween Costumes

[Swifty1638]

I went to a party sat night full of skanky-dressed married/taken women, and their boys. I didn't know it was a costume party (stupid me) so I left my driver's suit at home. I was quick to think though, and went outside, grabbed a leave, tied it to a stick, and tucked it behind my ear. Then, when I was asked what I was, I said "I'm a leaf blower" and I blew on the leaf.

-A. Swift