Official Joke Thread!

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Two ladies talking in Heaven:

1st Woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.

2nd Woman: How horrible!

1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st Woman: So what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house. I ran up in the attic and searched, then down in the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so worked up and exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - - - - - We'd both still be alive!