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But i feel that the only way i can learn from my mistake is to be embarassed by it and make it no longer true. this is the story of this sunday night....
so abby (my roomate bobs sex toy) calls this girl named crystal and tells me that shes gonna hook me up with crystal. crystal says shes going to a club and will meet us there, so im thinking ok this girl shouldnt be that hot but lets go check this out, we get ready and drive to the club.
we meet crystal and OMFG she is a CALIFORNIA PERFECT 10, (so then a MN 16) the girl has Jet black hair with blue eyes totally perfect body gorgeous face wearing the shortest shorts you could think of with a sexy ass top, i almost shit my pants. me and bob look at each other and are thinking we should have just stayed home because there is no way im pulling this chick
so we stay anyways and me and bob immediatly go get a drink, abby and crystal come over to us and tell us to come dance with then, so we go and shes only dancing with me all night rubbing her sexy ass all over me and im fucking loving it. towards the end i accidently pour my drink on her, very smooth tom. we decide after a shit load of drinks that its time to go, and abby hooked it up by getting her to come with us home.
we get back and grab the suits and go directly to the hot tub, its closed down but we were drunk so we hopped the fence and went in, the girls take the tops off and we were all talking and abby was like we should have a 4 some. and she was like "yeah that sounds cool whatever happens, happens", im thinking WTF is going on, im plastered at this time and drop my beer in the tub.
so we get out of the tub and decide to run to del taco before we go home, i grab a beer and am drinking it in the car and clumsy me i drop the beer on her, :-\ so we get our food and go home, get back and just sat around and watched tv for awile and bob and abby go to his room and leave me and crystal alone, for some reason i was not feeling like she was in to me, i was really intimidated by her
so after we ate i was sitting next to her and asked if she wanted to sleep in my bed and ill sleep on the couch or what, she replies with "thats ok ill sleep on the couch." i then replied, "well im going to bed, see ya in the morning" ...... omg did i just say that, what the fuck is wrong with me, then i went to my room and passed the fuck out. the next morning i wake up still drunk falling all over my room, go out into the living room and shes there wearing my boxers and t shirt, i actually just realised that while we were on the couch she was still in her bra and panties. total failure. she leaves with abby and says to abby in the car, "was there something wrong with me last night? I thought i was gonna get laid..." abby replied with "dont worry about it it must be a MN thing" trying to save any chance of us meeting again.
I failed misrably
i was kicking myself all day
I guess on the 15th we are gonna go for Dinner, movie then to the beach and hopefully ive i got enough balls ill be able to close her.
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