How to get ice off my car?

[4g63tcrazy]

Well I just went outside and my car is FULL of ice. Almost a quarter of an inch thick. I was gonna just get in it and let it run for awhile with the heat on to melt off some of the ice, but then of course my key wont work now either. I tried heating up my key with the stove and ran out and tried it but it still didnt work. I really don't have that much stuff to use cause i'm at my apartment in illinios and I don't have any of that de-icer stuff either. What's the best way to get the ice off and get in my own damn car??