Neighbor in the apartment next to a guy starts pounding on the wall as the music is so loud, the person with the loud music says "GO AROUND!!".
Pounding continues, he says "I don't know if you have a door over there, but if you want in you gotta use the one through the hallway!"
Oh and also, an escalator never becomes broken. It only becomes....STAIRS!! You never see one out of service
Thing that's depressing about tennis is that I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once, those things are fucking relentless!
I used to be a hot-tar roofer...yeah....I remember that....day.
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