To My Darling Husband
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into
the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and
when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the
accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your
kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you
and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot
wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife.
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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