Guts vs. Balls

[Kracka]

I got this from Bryan Nelson on the Duluth-DSM board:

The difference between men with "guts" and men with "balls"

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."