Retarded! Ah!

[Tauni]

So I last night I got pulled over and ALMOST got fucked. Here's the story:

My boyfriend and I were at this park that doesn't close till 11. Well at 10:30 we get ready to leave and we are pulling out when a cop rolls in. Mind you, we are already leaving before the cop even pulled in. So the cop whips a bitch and follows me onto the main road, and as soon as I get on the main road he pulls me over. Keep in mind he had no reason to pull me over; both me and my boyfriend had seat belts on, I wasn't speeding, my tabs and plates are for sure not expired, my tint is legal, and my subs were off. So he comes up to me and I had been digging in my back seat looking for my wallet which is no where to be found and he's like "what are you digging for back there?" I'm like oh god, he thinks I'm heading my crack or something.. So very politely I tell him "I'm looking for my liscense, it seems to have fallen out of my purse." Well he takes my name and starts looking around my car, asking me what things are, you know, cop stuff. Well my boyfriend goes [POLITELY] "Excuse me officer but, why did she get pulled over?" He, being a dick, goes "Her tabs are expired, is that ok with you?" At this point I was like OH HELL NO, because the other day I had looked at them just to make sure they weren't expired, and they say July of 2006. I was pissed, so I was like, "Are you sure, because I could have sworn they said '06" and he was like "Well my computer said they were expired, But I'll check" So he goes back to his damn computer, checks them, they say they are expired, but when he looks at my car, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!? They say '06. WTF. So I showed him the paper's that say we paid for them and he's like "Well, it might not have registered into the system yet." I was like uhhhhh We paid for them in July, genius. Then he's like "So is your liscense not on you?" At this point I had figured out it wasn't, and neither was my insurance because I hadn't had a chance to put the other card in my glove box yet. So I told him it wasn't and he looked me up in the computer, which showed that I did, in fact, have a liscense. So he let me go. I was pissed off, I didn't see why he pulled me over, when clearly my tabs said '06.

So then today I had to go to the DMV to tranfer the title on my winter car. I had done the math and figured it was only going to cost me $19.50. WRONG. The bitch wanted to charge me $70. That I could not figure out. I was pissed and didn't have that kind of money with me so i was like uhh, I'll do that some other time. Then I explained to her what happened with the cop and showed her the paper that I showed the cop and she basically told me the cop was just trying to fuck me over for something because he could have gone to one more screen on his damn computer and it would have told him I payed for the tabs and they weren't expired, it just wasn't in the system. He didn't have to pull me over in the first place, or accuse me of anything.

Moral of the story: Why buy tabs? Either way the cops are going to try to fuck you over.