Fuck E-Bay - CAR SOUP FUNNIES!

[AJ]

I just pulled this off CarSoup.com This is by far the greatest thing I have ever, ever, ever, ever, and I fucking mean EVER, seen on a NT 2G. And it's in MN. My scorchers never looked so good


Description: First off ->I PREFER EMAIL-. The picture was when the car was dirty. MAJOR UPGRADES- 70mm mustang TB (stock eclipse is 49mm, stock mustang GT is 65mm!) along with custom built intake manifold by the guy who built the worlds fastest dodge neon. I also have 75 shot nitrous, when you buy the car, you can change that shot very easily. The last major upgrade that I have is my pride and joy of the car... I have a custom fabricated, engineered, and designed full-length chrome corvette side pipes (true dual exhaust on a 4-cyl.), this is the only eclipse in the world to have this exhaust setup. This exhaust flows the same as if I were to have a single 3 1/2" exhaust system, unrestricted, running to the back of the car (which is impossible for this car). Oh, I almost forgot the stereo system, and it is a 3400-watt system. It includes a 2-channel 2400-watt legacy amp powering the twin 12" audiobahn subs (1000 watt RMS, 2000watt max), and then there is the sound storm 800-watt 4-channel amp powering my 2 front 5 1/4soundstorm speakers (175 watt RMS, 300 watt max) and the rear boss 6 1/2 speakers (also 175watt RMS, 300 watt max). The head unit is a pioneer 200-watt xm ready, mp3/cd player, and then it has the 10 band graphic equalizer. OK done with the major modifications, lets move on to the MINOR MODIFICATIONS... I have a horn that plays the theme of the theme of the godfather when you press the horn. I also put on blackout headlights, taillights, side markers, and reverse lights. I have a 50% less throw short shifter, which I got cut down, and tapped, so it is more like 70-80% less throw now. I have an AEM cold air intake, MSD ignition, OBX 10mm plug wires, Bosch platinum +4 plugs, I have also installed the upper rear strut bar, and the lower rear tie bar (these reduce under steer) and As far as maintenance things go, I have replaced all 4 struts, I have replaced the belts including the timing belt, I have replaced the front brakes, and a new sunroof motor, and switch. And, I have many new sensors in the car. I have well over $5,000 invested. This is a very reliable, fast, head turning, accident free, 1 of a kind 1996 Eclipse. I still have all of the stock parts, if you want cirtin pieces, we can discuss that when we meet. It is and was owned by a non-smoker and I have never had my dog in it, and it was taken great care of.

[Kracka]

That "cirtin"ly is phat, yo

[1ViciousGSX]

Squeel lack a pig boy

Could that be a joke?

[Kracka]

I just emailed the guy so we'll see what he says.

[AJ]

lol

[JET]

I love how everything is blacked out, but the windows aren't tinted!

[JiN]

G A Y.

[Kracka]

The guy emailed me back and said he lives in Woodbury and I can come check it out next week sometime. I think I'll ask him to meet me somewhere just to waste a little of his time.

[Hung Tau Racer]

I saw that gay ass car at Rock Falls last Sunday and I think he was an employee there. That car is soo stupid.

[A//// Guy]

Wow the shifter had 80% less throw on it, its like you dont even have to move it, just push the clutch touch the shiftknob with your pinky and your good to go!

[Bode]

That is almost as gay as the honda I saw the other day with only one window tinted.

[FORSFED]

I've seen that car once or twice around town as well. It is a head turner though, you have to look twice to see if you just saw an eclipse with gay ass side pipes! BTW, I believe that thing was up at QPR for a while, looks like Mike did a good job on it!!

[AJ]

Originally Posted by FORSFED

I've seen that car once or twice around town as well. It is a head turner though, you have to look twice to see if you just saw an eclipse with gay ass side pipes! BTW, I believe that thing was up at QPR for a while, looks like Mike did a good job on it!!

LOL

[tpunx99GSX]

Mike if you can fab up side pipes, can i get some Vertical Pipes, like on Semi Trucks, That would be 1337!!

[Eclipse15056]

That kid goes to woodbury high school. my school and it sounds and looks retarded.

[1slowdsm]

I feel sorry for you man, having to see something like that daily. There's also this kid at my school who drives his brother's 2G eclipse with HALF (driver's side) of it's interior with yellow handles and all that other good stuff. BIG Mitsu emblem stickered onto his hood (IN YELLOW)...some 15 or so spoked rims ...and he used those metal front bumper things (goes on each side for more downforce...best description I could think of ) to attach his rear bumper to the body. HILARIOUS and UGLY! Anyone seen this around...I think he might have sold it...dont know how, but I think he managed it somehow (or junked it). I even think that black 2G looks good compared to this that I've seen at my school...hahahaha

[Eclipse15056]

1slow dsm where do u go to school? Roseville is it? I dunno but me and gsxmatt go to this kids school woodbury and his car is just rediculous.

[GSXMatt]

Yup, it sounds like shit. He burns out everywhere he can, even right behind a car. He always revs on me, at seriously ever chance he gets.

Like Eclipse15056 said, we both go to Woodbury. He's a junior, so luckily he's locked in his own lot away from us.

[Kracka]

Here is a reply I got from him, should I continue playing with him?

how serious are you about buying it? in other words, if the car is as good as it seems in carsoup, would you be willing to pay the full 7500$? that is a ways for me to travel, and i would like to make it a worthwhile trip. if you are serious, i will come over to your house, but if your anything less than 75% sure your going to buy it, then you could find a way to come over here, or ask some questions to get your way up to 75% or more, then ill come over. thanks, and please ask any questions you need to (even though the answers are mostly posted in carsoup). please reply.


Rich

[JET]

My reply would be "On second thought that car looks way too gay for me. Good luck selling the rice mobile!"