American Idol

[AJ]

Well, last nights show was based in MN and out of the 10k people who showed up at the Target Center, only 17 made it through. I don't think even half where from MN though. Couple hotties on the show and a whole lot of weird fuckers. The cowboy look'n dude who tired to sing the Johnny Cash shit works at Applebees in Elk River. I need to see the guy in person, maybe get an autograph or some shit. LOL

This morning on KDWB she made a big deal about the first girl who was on the show. The one they followed to her job at the MOA and was a huge Jewel fan. They tore her down pretty good after building her up. KDWB thought they went over the line and a bunch of people called in to say she was really good and blah blah blah, getting her hopes back up. Everyone said she can sing and should of gone though. I'm sorry, but that chick was fuck'n horrid to listen to. but hey, lets build her back up for another big letdown. They are putting her and her boyfirend up at some hotel for the night and sending them out to Kip Irish Pub with 50 bucks to spend. Fuck'n a, $50 in free beer for siging like shit? Where do i sign up?

I LOVED the tig ole biggy that did the Lion from the Wizard of OZ impression. That was fuck'n awesome. Am I the only one that thought it would be hilarious to have Hughes or Peter bang that chick polish style and get her on video making those sounds during climax (if the polish pumpers can get a chick to do that).

Overall, I love watching stupid people on Idol, if you are ever feeling down about yourself watch this shit, it will make you feel like you're a on top of the world.

[FattyBoomBatty]

My girlfriend got a picture with Simon Cowell.

[A//// Guy]

HAHAHA nice allan. I didnt get to watch it but I might have to look for it when it gets played again. Would be funny to see what MN dishes out.

Fatty- how did she get that pic?

[TheBlizzard]

I watched that shit last night too. I only like to watch it at the very beginning and the very end. Yeah that whore that sounded like a lion was pretty funny. What the hell was she thinking, some of these people cannot be serious.

How about that goofy fucker that was juggling and shit? What a god damn baby. And that gay black guy who was all pissed and had to go get a drink of water, when he came back he sounded just as shitty.

I wonder if some of these fucks just go on there to be shitty and hopefully get notice like that William Hung dude or whatever his name was.

[bluntedelvis]

Last night's Idol was Hilliarious. 10,000 Pleople and only 17 had a Voice.

[tpunx99GSX]

They showed my sister like 4 times, she made it to the final round in front of simon and jewel and the others but they didnt show her singing. Oh well. Jewel was a total bitch to my sister. Oh well my sis already has a record contract with her current band.

[A//// Guy]

Is your sister hot tom?

[AJ]

Shit, I was gonna sk yo uwhat she looked like currently so i could watch for her, we have it on DVR and Jana will probbaly watch it tonight.

Peter, Tom's sister isn't your type, she's more Jana's type if you follow.

Ok, Tom's the only person in his family to like men. There, it's clear now.

[Kracka]

Peter North has stated that his ejaculations have always been of a high volume and that he didn't know it was above the norm until he began his career in the porn industry. At the climax of sex scenes, North's ejaculations could last twenty seconds and upwards of a half minute.

[A//// Guy]

Thats is just crazyness!

[AJ]

So it was you guys who got Tom into dudes. You're right, he'll probably never go back to the taco now. That sure does clear a lot up.

[A//// Guy]

Allan what are you talking about?

[AJ]

I changed nothing. I swear.

[Kracka]

Early on in his career under the name Matt Ramsey, Peter made several gay porn movies in which he 'bottomed' for some of the largest male talent in the porn industry.

[AJ]

I don't think he does, I think this relationship between you two is heading to the next level. I'm happy for you two.

[Kracka]

"Some women have the idea that facial cum shots are degrading. They don't realize that it's a natural part of many relationships. There's a big demand out there for facial cumshots, and I don't think that the guys who watch it use it as something to humiliate women." - Peter North

[A//// Guy]

I agree, good call PN.

[Kracka]

My nuts smell like cheese. That is why I've had success in the industry. Who doesn't like cheese?" - Peter North

[A//// Guy]

HAHAHAHA that is the best quote ever!

[Kracka]

North shot to fame with his memorable facials. He is most noted for his ability to produce very large amounts of semen, and for his powerful ejaculations. He has averaged 8-10 ejaculations per climax since the start of his career in the porn industry over two decades ago.