"APC Edition 325i" LOOK OUT!

NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE · 02-13-2006

If any of you guys are from the Plymouth/Minnetonka/Maple Grove area, you might have seen this white BMW 325i with an APC badge on his car. BOVADDICT (alex) help him "mod" his car at HTC in high school and apparently Alex suggested that removing the exhaust would make it faster, so he did... CHOP, deleted! Then he ordered a Civic Weapon R intake off ebay and ghetto rigged the bajesus out of it to fit and then he ordered a "performance chip" off ebay that is currently taped to his coolant sensor which is taped to the intake manifold. He actually thought he got 20HP or so from all this ghetto modification BS and just runs his mouth and thinks his car is tha shit and fast as hell and him and his dumbass friends roll around and think they are the shit in his Beamer and race everything they can fathom up racing. Alex and I were driving around tonight and decided to give him a call. So we meet up with him just to see if he's gonna talk shit, but him and his friend just started talking about how his new "mods" were bomb ass Dual brand subs and a box and an Apexi N1 muffler. Anyway, he asks me to pop my hood and the first thing his friend says is "Is that thing the turbo?!" And he points to my RED timing belt cover. blah blah blah, he decides we should go onto 394/12 and do a 20/40/60mph pulls. Well, he was left in the dust everytime and wanted more, but I had had enough and went home. So if anyone sees him, see what he says or does and you will get a hell of a kick out of the shit he and his friends talk about and say, well worth your time!

AJ · 02-13-2006

Next time anyone sees me can you just beat me to the ground with a very blunt object. PLEASE!

Jakey · 02-13-2006

Great.

**Halon** · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle

Next time anyone sees me can you just beat me to the ground with a very blunt object. PLEASE!

Sure, but only after I get that sweater first!!

This is where I think Home Made Turbo forums have it right. When you get a random wierd topic that people are like HUH to, they just start posting up porn to revive it!!!

joem · 02-13-2006

Hey f@#$ you buddy my Beamer is fast and when I cranked up the subs I blew you away. You know you didn't stand a chance with all that sub woofer thrust.

1slowdsm · 02-13-2006

LMAO. Try molding the subwoofers to the rear exterior of the car. The thrust might help push the car to intense speeds! Heh Heh Heh...It's always fun having guys like that around. They dont know what the hell they're talking about so it's funny as hell when they talk.

**1ViciousGSX** · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle

Next time anyone sees me can you just beat me to the ground with a very blunt object. PLEASE!

We like our meat "tenderized"

AJ · 02-13-2006

That's the very last time you ever referance my meat and tenderized in the same sentance!

NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle

That's the very last time you ever referance my meat and tenderized in the same sentance!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Tauni · 02-13-2006

I knew a guy who claimed his N/A Cougar had 6 waste gates. Holy shit that thing was sooo fast!!!!!!! The 3 foot wing coming off his trunk added like 60 horse power!! WOW!!!!!!!!

Tauni · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle

That's the very last time you ever referance my meat and tenderized in the same sentance!

Terrible....

joem · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle

That's the very last time you ever referance my meat and tenderized in the same sentance!

No, it wont be STUD.

**Goat Blower** · 02-13-2006

So, I was racing this diesel VW Fox the other night, and I kicked his ass. I showed taht foool.

**Halon** · 02-13-2006

Shit Steve, quit pickin on the little guys. I got this 01 Galant, 4g64 powa, it's what all the eclipse guys are swapping into their rides. Tint, subs, Silverstar headlights, this thing flies!

unreal808 · 02-13-2006

My 83 Buick is so fast and the only mod that it has is a rust hole in the catalytic and the muffler. When I jump on the gas, the power from the 2.5l flows through the automatic transmission to the 13inch tires and watch out! I have been know to beat "big turbo" vehicles like.. semi trucks and buses with no problem!

x-pride · 02-13-2006

My little Tracker with an K and N airfilter and Mugen sticker has enough power to whoop on 500 HP honda civics all day long.

500 HP Honda setup includes
stock motor D seires
19" rims with spinners
Huge Ebay 300 HP wing
Ebay Body kit
Ebay coil overs
Ebay air intake
150 HP of ricer stickers include the big APC sticker on the windshield

**Kracka** · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by x-pride

ke150 HP of ricer stickers include the big APC sticker on the windshield

Please, learn your facts before posting, the APC sticker is only good for 130hp, its the TENZO R thats pumpin' out 150hp.

NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE · 02-13-2006

And don't foget that painting your hood black makes you tha shit with yo carbon fibaaaaah.

x-pride · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by S2kracka

Please, learn your facts before posting, the APC sticker is only good for 130hp, its the TENZO R thats pumpin' out 150hp.

Sorry about that. I need to do more Ricer research before I post again

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BOVADDICT · 02-13-2006

WAIT.. You forgot tribal bubbled pinstripe, custom skull door locks, apillar clocks and altimiters, chrome with neon blue accent air freshners, his ebrake chrome handle converted to auto shift knob, and kiss action figure hanging from the rear view