Lion vs Midgets! Fuck'n WooT!

[AJ]

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach...Ring-Fight.htm

[JET]

Oh, hell no! That is friggin' awesome! I want video!

[TalonFiero]

Funny, but fake.

http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/

[Shotgun!]

WTF?
I'm thinking 20 full size dudes could take a lion.

[JustROLLIN]

Yeah, full size men can land much harder blows to the lion. But, I dont think midgets would be able to disable the lion long enough not to be destroyed.

[Steeltwo]

Originally Posted by JustROLLIN

Yeah, full size men can land much harder blows to the lion. But, I dont think midgets would be able to disable the lion long enough not to be destroyed.

if someone would be dumb enough to actaully punch/kick a full grown male lion.

i'd pay 500 bones to sit and watch.

20 dudes getting pooped out in 24 hours i'd call it.

[Raptor]

It would entirely depend on the guys put in the ring with the lion. If you put 40 average guys in there, the lion would easily win since the average person waits for someone else to solve their problems for them. They would stay out of the "main action" hoping the others would kill the lion before they would need to get involved. Of course the lion would already be dividing the group and killing them off as quickly as possible. The only chance the 40 humans would win is if they all had confidence in that fact and worked as a team to pin the lion down to where it couldn't fight back and kill it likely by crushing it's windpipe etc. It is one of those things, could go either way, but 8 out of 10 times, I would favor the lion to win.

[Enes]

bare hands ? it would be pretty hard to controll a lion

even tho you do have 40 people there, you can only fit so many hands on a small area, and if you want to apply force on it even less hands.

Nature designed a lion very well, small limbs and very powerfull jaws along with sharp claws on the limbs, a neck that no way anyone would be able to pull and hold on to as long as Lions mouth was not full.

Your best way to subdue a lion bare handed would be to stuff something into his mouth so that he can't bite back, be it shoes into the shirt and wrapped and tied into a bundle and then successfully acomplishing the task of stuffing it into his mouth and keeping it there! Especially since lions favorite possition is on his back when he is fighting and that is to protect his back and keep the sharp claws towards his enemy.


even at 40 grown men, it will be a really really huge challenge, and a task that would not be attainable without sacrificing lives = not worth the attempt.

-E

[Shane@DBPerformance]

Originally Posted by Enes

Your best way to subdue a lion bare handed would be to stuff something into his mouth so that he can't bite back,

I think Enes is on to something here, the midgets just need to stuff 1 or 2 of the fatter midgets into the Lions so that it can't bite down or see very well and it may pass out or choke to death. If it still can breath and just sits there though, they still might not be able to kill. The lion has a thick hide that your ordinary non-super midget might not be able to harm. Also they don't weigh a lot, nor are they good enough climbers to crush the sitting lion. If they were to somehow toss each other into the lion like a little human torpedo, they also won't do any damage because unlike dwarfs, they are very bouncy. It would be like you getting hit by 40 low speed super balls over a few minutes.

[CVD]

Midgets dont have enough leverage with their limbs. They would have to swarm it and then bite it to death (which wouldnt work). A group of full size men could kick in the ribs until it submits.

[Matt D.]

I don't know... Humans aren't exactly fast, nor strong when compared to a lion. I'd imagine that a lion could swat a single 200 pound man quite a few feet.

[JET]

This scenario is totally killing the humans major advantage, intelligence! Give the humans sticks or something and you increase the ratio a ton.

If you could get the guys to not worry about themselves and "take one for the team" you could definately take the lion. The ol' self preservation (read: cowardice) gets in the way most of the time though. If you got a big guy around its neck then a few guys on each leg, you would be set. The left over guys could beat the snot out of it.

[Enes]

Originally Posted by JET

If you got a big guy around its neck t

keyword MIDGETS!!!!

no big midgets around

[ABV]

If I was a betting man, I'd rather put my money on 40 pissed off racoons. I think they could tear a Lion to shreds. But then again, they have teeth, and claws, and thier idea of self preservation is "kill or be killed".

Now this is against a Lion. If it was a Liger, then all bet's are off.

[JET]

Yeah, we definately aren't talking about Liger. That would just be nuts. Even 40 warlocks wouldn't stand a chance against a Liger.

[AJ]

non-super midget.


Greatest thing ever posted on this site. Fucking GOLD! I'm in tear and no real reason for it. LOL

[A//// Guy]

If you take out the lions eyes with either your hands/fingers or some other way that would be a major thing. Then they could own the lion but it would be very tough.

[AJ]

Shit i'd hate to have a one pissed off blind lion swatting like there is no tomorrow after my ass. Probably more than a less pissed off Lion cause he can see

A blind Liger... what the fuck, that's just cruel!

[Raptor]

Its really just a big cat, AJ could do his thing he does with cats and someone could hand the lion a rope, it would likely just hang itself at that point due to humiliation and the other 38 people could just chill and lounge.

[JustROLLIN]

Instead of people street racing, I say we start an underground ring. The event would be on Sat nights and pit various animals against "x" number of people. One could prolly make a good amount of cash doing this. But, one could also do a few years as well. Any takers?