03-02-2004
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Blaine
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xHalo854x: Hey you know about cars?
TalonTSiDude: yup
xHalo854x: you know about hondas?
xHalo854x: sorry i have a bad internet, i bought a bad internet, it kicks me off
TalonTSiDude: what honda do you have?
xHalo854x: a civic
xHalo854x: its pretty fast you know
xHalo854x: but its just stock right now, and i thought you could maybe help me
TalonTSiDude: sure
TalonTSiDude: what do you need? oh, where did you get my screen name from? just kinda wondering
xHalo854x: it was on some minnesota site i found
xHalo854x: but i need to go fast, im not sure what to do, maybe a new motor or something, i dont know, maybe NOS, i heard that is fast
xHalo854x: do you have NOS?
TalonTSiDude: nope
TalonTSiDude: sell the honda and buy a different car if you really want to be fast
xHalo854x: oh really, well its already fast i think, and it doesn't have anything done to it
xHalo854x: there has to be something i can do
TalonTSiDude: first, stock civics are fast
xHalo854x: i know
TalonTSiDude: they may feel "quick" but they most deffinately are not fast
xHalo854x: but you just said "stock civics are fast"
TalonTSiDude: i meant they ARENT fast
TalonTSiDude: sorry
TalonTSiDude: do you want to get a turbo?
xHalo854x: oh, well can i put a better engine in?
TalonTSiDude: sure
xHalo854x: i don't know what engine it has now, do you know maybe, its just the normal one
TalonTSiDude: which civic do you have?
xHalo854x: lx
xHalo854x: 4 door
TalonTSiDude: oh nice, you got the pimped 1.5L non-VTEC
xHalo854x: oh, is that good?
TalonTSiDude: not at all
TalonTSiDude: you car has about 105 hp
xHalo854x: doesn't a mustang only have 50?
TalonTSiDude: the newer mustangs are high 200's low 300's
xHalo854x: i thought the mustangs that were so good were the 50 ones
TalonTSiDude: yeah.....5.0L engines
xHalo854x: yah
TalonTSiDude: and you have 1.5"
TalonTSiDude: 1.5L
TalonTSiDude: thats a big difference
TalonTSiDude: in all honesty, if you want to be fast just sell the car
xHalo854x: i was trying to read something, and i my engine code had a Z in it somewhere i think
TalonTSiDude: you could swap the engine and put a turbo on, but you'll still get beat by DSM's and Stangs
xHalo854x: Does that mean I have a Nissan engine in my civic?
TalonTSiDude: why dont you just mod the suspension so its really nice handling?
TalonTSiDude: yes, you do have a nissan engine in your civic
xHalo854x: ya, i knew nissan's were the one's with Z's
TalonTSiDude: yeah they are
xHalo854x: HAHAHA, JUST SELL ME YOUR CUPHOLDER BITCH
TalonTSiDude: i think it might actually be the same engine that the silvia and skyline have
TalonTSiDude: lol
TalonTSiDude: whatup kid
xHalo854x: hey
TalonTSiDude: just got my spare cuphold her
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03-03-2004
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I haven't laughed like that in a while.
Thank you

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03-03-2004
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Asshat King
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Decorah / Ames, Iowa
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LOL, "doesn't a mustang only have 50?" 
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03-03-2004
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: White Bear Lake
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This is great!  ahh Chris.
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03-03-2004
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
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I never envisioned Chris having that much patience with those questions.
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03-03-2004
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
Drives: C8 Stingray Z51
Posts: 20,620
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I try to have patience with new kids, we were all there at one time. I try to be nice to everyone until they prove to me that I shouldn't be. Once the "Mustang" started coming up I was almost sure it was someone fucking around. The "NOS" comments tipped me off to some degree, but I figured I would just wait and see.
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I agree with Kracka.
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03-03-2004
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
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Quote:
Originally posted by TalonTSiDude@Mar 3 2004, 01:51 AM
I try to have patience with new kids, we were all there at one time. I try to be nice to everyone until they prove to me that I shouldn't be.
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Werd... that's how everyone should be.
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03-03-2004
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Mazda Bitch
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: MN
Posts: 3,208
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LOL
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01-24-2007
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flips McGee
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Re: Talontsiguy Helpin Out The Local Civic Tuners
I'm bringing this back from the dead...we were talking about it tonight, Chris thought he was being sooo funny when he wrote this and all along Brandon was just yanking his chain!!!
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01-24-2007
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
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Re: Talontsiguy Helpin Out The Local Civic Tuners
LOL now we just need to find the one of me pretending to be a chick talking to Brandon!
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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01-24-2007
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Re: Talontsiguy Helpin Out The Local Civic Tuners
That is hilarious!
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01-24-2007
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Re: Talontsiguy Helpin Out The Local Civic Tuners
So classic! It never gets old!
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Originally Posted by shoutbox
cmspaz: Someone buys me a rubber fist, and I'll rock it on my hood.
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01-24-2007
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Pewp Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Blaine
Drives: Teh Bean
Posts: 12,309
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Re: Talontsiguy Helpin Out The Local Civic Tuners
Ahhhhh Yeeeea! Laura Hottie owned!
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01-24-2007
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3.1L v6 power...
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Re: Talontsiguy Helpin Out The Local Civic Tuners
Wow just wow that was nice.... Thanks for the read.
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At LSE Performance: 92 Talon TSi AWD
Driving a: 93 Ford Festiva L 5spd
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01-24-2007
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11 Seconds to Freedom
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: U of M
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Re: Talontsiguy Helpin Out The Local Civic Tuners
Bahahahahaha..... you are so nice. I woulda just stopped responding after like 3 lines.
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