Cow Tipping...

tpunx99GSX · 10-04-2006

There are a lot of sites now days that are saying that cow tipping is a myth and you cant tip a cow. I have heard many stories from friends that have actually "said" they have done this and it can be done.
Does anyone have any footage or have any online videos of someone actually tipping a cow? I checked youtube but there is just a bunch of spoof vids.
Tom

AJ · 10-04-2006

Cow tipping is NOT a myth.

Gravy · 10-04-2006

Speaking from experience? ;-)

My Uncle had a few kids tip one on him last year at the homecoming game in Park Rapids. Thing died from a heart attack as best as they can tell. Apart from a full autopsy, the meat was still fine.

AJ · 10-04-2006

I do speak from experiane. A full filled life on a farm.

My words of advice.

1) Trying to cow tip a full grown cow by yourself is
a) impossible unless your competing in the strong man contests. lol
b) going to hurt you more than the cow

2) Go after a smaller steer or try to tip while they are on a sloppy surface. Perferable while jumping off a wagon or truck bed and hope for the best.

I think I ended with a 2 tips vs 25ish attempts.

95talonracer · 10-04-2006

Does the cow ever come back at you on an unsuccessful attempt or will it run?

AJ · 10-04-2006

On a failed attempt the cow doesn't move. I looks at you and mocks you, or goes to find a new spot to chill or eat.

Gravy · 10-05-2006

Don't we all remember football practice? Get low, put your all into it, and push up.

It can be done solo... but as stated before, work out for a good year or 10 first. I could have done it back in HS, but now all my muscle has turned to fat and as old people do, it migrated south.

tim · 10-05-2006

Cow tipping. I picture the movie Tommy Boy. And right now I picture Allan next to his scorchers getting ready to tip a cow that is too big for him.

This thread is awesome......or maybe it is the beer.

Bode · 10-05-2006

We could go throw shit off a bridge, maybe cruise for some 4H babes, or some cow tippin.

From personal experience, it is true; cow tipping is not a myth.

untouchable · 10-05-2006

been there....u better have some strong shoulders!!! and if 2/3 people dont tip the cow over pray to hell you dont get a pissed off one....ive seen a couple guys nearly get ran over

Enes · 10-05-2006

when you mention cow tipping i remember some of the costume parties and remember this hottie that had a cow outfit painted on her.. i sooo wanted to tip her... but her football boyfriend didn't let me..

Bode · 10-05-2006

Yah, if you do it, you need to tip and run like hell. Cows can actually run pretty fast.

Tauni · 10-05-2006

I've never been cow tipping where you push them over, but a few of us went one day where we we all riding in the bed of a truck and we were ropping them around the feet and pulling them over with the truck, LOL. I felt really bad for the cows

**Kracka** · 10-05-2006

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Originally Posted by Tauni

we were ropping them around the feet and pulling them over with the truck

Thats pretty fucked up. I am not a big fan of any animal cruelty, if you want to pick on something for shits and giggles, at least do it with someone/thing that can fight back.

Jakey · 10-05-2006

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Originally Posted by Tauni

I've never been cow tipping where you push them over, but a few of us went one day where we we all riding in the bed of a truck and we were ropping them around the feet and pulling them over with the truck, LOL. I felt really bad for the cows

Cow tipping is one thing, but if I ever saw people doing this with cattle I owned, they would have one pissed off redneck with a 12 gauge coming after them.

Tauni · 10-05-2006

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Originally Posted by Jakey

Cow tipping is one thing, but if I ever saw people doing this with cattle I owned, they would have one pissed off redneck with a 12 gauge coming after them.

Its not like we were dragging them after that. They would stop and cut them lose then we'd drive like hell out of there.

Tauni · 10-05-2006

Pfft, Like I could ever rope a cow and pull it over. I was just along for the ride.

AJ · 10-05-2006

Trust me, you didn't hurt the cow doing that. The cow was just happy for help in laying down. Or he was waiting for the right time to shit on your head while yolu where roping the legs. That's never fun. Don't ask how I know.

**Kracka** · 10-05-2006

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle

Or he was waiting for the right time to shit on your head while yolu where roping the legs. That's never fun. Don't ask how I know.

Cow FTW, Allan FTL! Sorry, had to throw those in

Tauni · 10-06-2006

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle

Trust me, you didn't hurt the cow doing that.

CVD Let me grab you the hose. Didn't you see what Allan said earlier?