01-05-2006
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Black smoke
I have a truck, and I want to put exhaust stacks on it like a semi. But that would only make sense if it blows out black smoke like a diesel. And if it blows out black smoke like a diesel, how can I make the engine sound like a diesel too? I heard you can stick a mixture of sand and lemon juice in the oil to get the sound, but will that help make black smoke? Also, how do I open the door with exhaust stacks in the way? Can I get lambo doors? Will the exhaust still be hot when I get out? Can I make an ejection seat without a sunroof? What does my passenger do? Has your head exploded yet?
thx
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01-05-2006
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
Drives: Too Many
Posts: 3,184
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Re: Black smoke
I will tell you how to get black smoke, if you tell me how I can get my car to sound like a SRT-4? And then after that I want fucking flames to shoot out my tailpipe.
Thank you,
Blizzard
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01-05-2006
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#3
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Oshkosh, WI
Posts: 327
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Re: Black smoke
this is great! Just laughing my #*@ off!
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01-05-2006
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cottage Grove
Drives: Silver '02 IS300, Blue '06 Suzuki SV1000
Posts: 5,293
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Re: Black smoke
I hear a mixture of salt and sugar in your gas can make it sound like a diesel
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01-05-2006
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Re: Black smoke
ROFL! Thread of the day!!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that to deal with all the new idiotic threads around here!
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Originally Posted by shoutbox
cmspaz: Someone buys me a rubber fist, and I'll rock it on my hood.
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01-05-2006
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#6
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
Drives: Too Many
Posts: 3,184
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Re: Black smoke
i like just put this air to fuel gauge in my car........... wow what a difference! i raced this ford escort GT the other day from a roll (fwd....lol) and he wasted me.......!shucks....... but now sense i got this new part, man he was suprised.......! JDM FO LIFE YO!
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01-05-2006
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#7
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Re: Black smoke
Damnit! My flamidation valve broke AGAIN! And I think my ECU has a virus, my cams arent camming right, and the rear end is getting a little loose. Anyone willing to help me change it this weekend? I'll hook them up with mad tight neons and such.
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Originally Posted by shoutbox
cmspaz: Someone buys me a rubber fist, and I'll rock it on my hood.
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01-05-2006
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Re: Black smoke
HAHA!!!
Sounds like this kid i know when he is drunk
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01-05-2006
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formerly ecoli
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: On the dyno
Posts: 4,892
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Re: Black smoke
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Originally Posted by TheBlizzard
i like just put this air to fuel gauge in my car........... wow what a difference! i raced this ford escort GT the other day from a roll (fwd....lol) and he wasted me.......!shucks....... but now sense i got this new part, man he was suprised.......! JDM FO LIFE YO!
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Are you on MNSC? I put my hyper sun tech 5000 grounding kit in and I could feel a big difference. Also, the AFC I installed with eveything set at 0 made the midrange torque insane, I might need to get a HANS device to keep from getting neck damage when I floor this 4 cylinder all-motor beast. |
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01-05-2006
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: I wish somewhere less rainy!
Drives: She is 22, black, slow and does not play fair.
Posts: 791
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Re: Black smoke
Shoot I put a V-tec controller in my DSM and shit you can feel the Vtec when it kicks in. Not only that but the cams in my DSM rotary is mad tight. I could not imagine cams could make such a big difference in a rotary. My next challenge is to put a D series honda motor in my DSM. I heard that the sohc motors are ths shitz when it comes to cranking out power. But than my 1.8 NA is cranking out 600HP and I could whoop anyone on the street. Too bad 4g63t sucks.
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01-06-2006
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Rainbow Boy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Richfield, MN
Drives: 96 Civic HX
Posts: 908
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Re: Black smoke
um x-pride, you think light bulbs are tight. you are gay. dont talk.
-Colin
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Originally Posted by x-pride
Not Superstar but Silverstar. They are great bulbs but for the money I like the Cool Blues better. I had them both in my Accord and could not tell the difference. They are way better than stock or any other bulbs I have tried except PIAA(too much money).
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01-06-2006
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Shit Rocket Pilot
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Shoreview, MN
Drives: 2003 Evolution VIII
Posts: 7,752
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Re: Black smoke
What color should I paint my calipers?
Thanks for your input.
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01-06-2006
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: I wish somewhere less rainy!
Drives: She is 22, black, slow and does not play fair.
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Re: Black smoke
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Originally Posted by cudvig
um x-pride, you think light bulbs are tight. you are gay. dont talk.
-Colin
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Nah only as gay as I want to hump your left leg. Oops did I type that. Come on this post has to be a joke. As for the bulbs. I used them so I am just stating the facts. I did not do a he said she said shit. |
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01-06-2006
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Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
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Re: Black smoke
Got Woodscrews? no... really do you guys have any? i need some to hold my sideskirts on. LAWLZ
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01-06-2006
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Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
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Re: Black smoke
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Originally Posted by cudvig
um x-pride, you think light bulbs are tight. you are gay. dont talk.
-Colin
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If your lightbulbs are loose then they need to be tight or they will not work very well.
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Scientific theories are the most reliable, rigorous, and comprehensive form of scientific knowledge. This is significantly different from the common usage of the word "theory", which implies that something is a conjecture, hypothesis, or guess.
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01-08-2006
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Rainbow Boy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Richfield, MN
Drives: 96 Civic HX
Posts: 908
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Re: Black smoke
dont touch the bulb, it might blow up!
oh and does anyone know where i can find those windshield washer lights? i broke one yesterday when i was putting on my mad tyte JDM hood?
-Colin
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01-08-2006
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: I wish somewhere less rainy!
Drives: She is 22, black, slow and does not play fair.
Posts: 791
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Re: Black smoke
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Originally Posted by cudvig
dont touch the bulb, it might blow up!
oh and does anyone know where i can find those windshield washer lights? i broke one yesterday when i was putting on my mad tyte JDM hood?
-Colin
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See you touched the lights too much and now it blew up. Email all the Honda guys they can tell you because according to them they get 50 HP by putting those things on. I hope you mean the nozzle lights. If it is the regular lights in the dash than DSMguru could hook you up with some mad tite bulbs. |
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