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Big Turbo Monster
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Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...y_smith_be.php
What a pussy..
"She'll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs," Smith told the Pioneer Press".
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'2of9'
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
lol. is this even possible? self defense against a quadruple amputee? I can see words exchanging but how stupid is this unless the lady can literally 'swing'
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
That sounds like a wonderful relationship.
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Transmission destroyer
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
Why was I not surprised one bit once I seen a picture of the guy...
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Originally Posted by scheides
I swing from the nuts of cold hard data. Anything less is a guess.
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Walls need hugs too
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
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Originally Posted by goodhart
Why was I not surprised one bit once I seen a picture of the guy...
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LOL, somehow, neither was I.
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Originally Posted by Trogdor
Smart chicks are better. Personally I like a girl to give me her thesis on how to solve the economic crisis while I put it in her ass.
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
I LOL'd "Yes, after being cuckolded by the quadruple amputee, she gave him a golden shower."
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Admin
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
Was her attack really just her falling on him?!?!?! What a loser!!
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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Rainbow Boy
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
Haha I love the "nubs of death" tag.
-Colin
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
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Originally Posted by cudvig
Haha I love the "nubs of death" tag.
-Colin
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
vaginas are very evil tho.... possible
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
My favorite is that she still plans to marry this dude.
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
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Originally Posted by GG_9_SE
My favorite is that she still plans to marry this dude.
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Probably desperate...
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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Admin
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
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Originally Posted by GG_9_SE
My favorite is that she still plans to marry this dude.
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I'm sure her list of choices is a short one. 
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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AznKraut
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
What a dirt bag.
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Transmission destroyer
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
lol @ tags
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I swing from the nuts of cold hard data. Anything less is a guess.
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You can't buy my Evo.
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
She deserved it.
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04-16-2010
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Re: Guy beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self defense
This is hilarious! haha
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