Cheap Evos SUCK!!!

evogottago · 04-04-2009

What I'm saying is ever since the recession started and the evo prices started to drop (in ohio), I've noticed that more and more douches can afford them now.

Last night me and a bunch of my buds went out to watch fast n furious 4. As expected there were a ton of imports that were parked in the parking lot. Once we got out of the movie we all went out n got in our cars which consisted of an srt4, mustang x3, gto, g8. While were sitting there a murderded out evo 8 pull up to the guy in the srt4 and starts running his mouth. Everyone tells him that there's cops out tonight and no one's racing tonight. We all head over to steak and shake to grab some grub before we left, and out of nowhere the same evo comes screaming up behind us in the parking lot almost hitting two of us.

There are two kids in the car and the driver rolls down his window to talk to everyone. He claims that his car is "stock" and that he'll race anyone there for anything up to $500 and will race any type of race. We all say that we don't want to race and he starts mocking us saying we're afraid that he'll wax us??? (wtf seriously). I then chimed in saying that i know for a fact from the way his car is idiling that he has cams, i can see the methanol system light on his dash, and i tell him that his exhaust is smaller that stock and I'll bet money he has an exhaust cut out. He started to blush and deny it, so I told him to pop the hood and of course he refused. I told him he was a ricer and to go the fuck away and we all started to walk inside.

He started FREAKING OUT, "where the fuck do you get off saying im a ricer" "you probably don't even have an evo and are just talking out of your ass" "you're just fucking SCARED, I'll take your supposed evo from any kind of race you wanna do, you probably..." Right then I turned around and screamed "LET'S FUCKING DO IT" "any god damn race you wanna do" "I'll give you 5 cars and race you for everything you own" followed by the extensive parts list in my car that would help me with this claimed decimation lol. His stupid smirk went away real quick. I told him to give me his phone number and I would gladly meet him in my evo for the race he wanted so badly. He told me he would be waiting for me and find me when it was time, and just drove off...

Moral of the story, now that evos are cheap the hoduh douches around here can afford them and it's giving evos a bad name. Last night was the first time in my life I've ever felt embarassed to own an evo. I know that there are douches that drive every type of car, but lately there have been more and more in evos...sad day

**Kracka** · 04-04-2009

Yup...same thing has happened in the S2k groups

TkrPerformance · 04-04-2009

but not all honda guys will buy them because all mistu's are unreliable and will crank walk and there honda is the fastest thing in the world. But there will be a ton of dumb ass people out there

Swifty1638 · 04-04-2009

...wait till you run into a mustang crowd or bikers..they're fun..

-A. Swift

GSXMatt · 04-04-2009

yay for cheap evos!

turbotalon1g · 04-04-2009

um, this same thing happened a while back, there called DSMs.

But yeah the whole car scene is diseased by non car guys anymore, its hard to find people that actually like cars rather than throwing money at it and not knowing their ass from a hole in the ground.

Swifty1638 · 04-04-2009

^ well put, or anyone who ACTUALLY KNOWS WTF THEY SPEAK OF!

Prime example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9FtJ-1teOc

-A. Swift

evogottago · 04-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty1638

^ well put, or anyone who ACTUALLY KNOWS WTF THEY SPEAK OF!

Prime example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9FtJ-1teOc

-A. Swift

hahahahaha that video was hilarious!! Btw I've got some turbo nos on my car too lmao!!

TkrPerformance · 04-04-2009

very nice turbonos

niterydr · 04-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbotalon1g

um, this same thing happened a while back, there called DSMs.

But yeah the whole car scene is diseased by non car guys anymore, its hard to find people that actually like cars rather than throwing money at it and not knowing their ass from a hole in the ground.

Poop usually doesn't come out of the ground?

That is how I usually tell

.

mdost03 · 04-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty1638

^ well put, or anyone who ACTUALLY KNOWS WTF THEY SPEAK OF!

Prime example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9FtJ-1teOc

-A. Swift

It's pretty sad when I know what video you linked to before I even click on it haha. Classic.

AwdGSX13 · 04-04-2009

Some people should not see the Fast n Furious movies..

Febo · 04-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty1638

^ well put, or anyone who ACTUALLY KNOWS WTF THEY SPEAK OF!

Prime example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9FtJ-1teOc

-A. Swift

LMAO! I have really bad supercharger lag. Omg and that truck actually tried to race him.... So Im confused, was that a DSM or an EVO? I know it wasnt a 1g from the dash... but I dont remember what a 2g or Evo dash looks like.

Swifty1638 · 04-04-2009

actually, if I remember correctly, it's a corvette.

-A. Swift

**scheides** · 04-04-2009

LOL. People with attitudes like that need their lice de plate written down and reported to the cops. Good work putting him in his place; I fucking hate people that act like they got somethi g to prove; if you wanna prove yourself, sit down buy me a beer and we'll figure out how to make your car faster/better than it currently is....people withtheir secret mod lists and soon-to-be king of the world attitude can go drive off a cliff.

SnoEclipse · 04-04-2009

got to go back to the old standby...

"Built, not Bought"

These kids have spent more time jerking off with their Wii than behind a steering wheel.

Febo · 04-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty1638

actually, if I remember correctly, it's a corvette.

-A. Swift

Yeah, didnt have the volume up before. Deff sounds like a V8 not a turbo'd 4. My bad. Still funny as hell. Had to watch it again.

turbotalon1g · 04-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by scheides

LOL. People with attitudes like that need their lice de plate written down and reported to the cops. Good work putting him in his place; I fucking hate people that act like they got somethi g to prove; if you wanna prove yourself, sit down buy me a beer and we'll figure out how to make your car faster/better than it currently is....people withtheir secret mod lists and soon-to-be king of the world attitude can go drive off a cliff.

How can i make my car faster? I don't really want to though.

311evo · 04-04-2009

Lol, what a fuckhead.

awd-drifter · 04-05-2009

wow...kids these days. I agree with Scheides. Why does one have to really prove something like that? its hilarious. I havent personally met anyone like that yet, but the day I do I will try to be nice and start a barrier but if the idiot keeps talkin...i will go alllll out. the vid is hilarious btw..