02-17-2004
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Well this last friday I was partying up in Phoenix. Had one hell of a time!!! Anyway, i got completely trashed. I had 4 saki bombs, 1 shot of jag, and 2 long islands. I'm not a big guy so that was enough to get me pretty drunk. Well we were at a club called Owl's Nest. I was out dancing like I always am. Well I don't remeber exactly how I ended up dancing with this girl, but my buddy said he remembered. I guess a group of girls kinda started moving over next to us, and being the wierdo I am, I started rubbin my ass on this girls ass, and i was looking at her over my shoulder with some goofy smile. My friend said next thing he knew, me and her were like dancin pretty hard core on each other, like nice hard core grindin!!! then he said next thing he knew, me and her were making out. Well to make a long story short, the club closed at the end of the night, and my friends were getting me outta there because supposidly this chick was fugly. She had a great body, but her face was one of those "good from a far, but far from good" faces. So they got me away from her. But they said I just officially joined the "Making out with fugly women while drunk" CLUB! I'm proud to be a member! Anyone else part of the club too?
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02-17-2004
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Twin Cities
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bwahahaha, thats great!
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02-17-2004
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ya, i really wish someone woulda gotten a pic of me and her dancin, cuz 2 of the guys that were with me have cameras on their phones. I guess I had her bent backwards so far that whe was horizontal from her knees to her head, and my arm was the only thing holding her up and keeping her from falling flat onto the floor. I sooooo wish I woulda gotten a picture, I woulda posted it up here on the funny pics page!!! anyway, I'm outta here.
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02-17-2004
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Area code 166 represent
Join Date: Aug 2003
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I have a friend who is the president of that club.
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02-17-2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by DSMStyle@Feb 17 2004, 01:28 PM
I have a friend who is the president of that club.
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Really? Who's that? Probably no one I know.  |
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02-17-2004
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Area code 166 represent
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Crystal, MN
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HAHAHAHA
Nah Mark. It's a High School Friend from IA. Not even farm animals where safe. 
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02-17-2004
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R U DTF bro?
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I'm a previous member...quit that shit though.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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02-17-2004
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Asshat King
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Decorah / Ames, Iowa
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Yeah I joined that club over Christmas break.....
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02-17-2004
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I think I joined that club last weekend at Stargate...unfortunately
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02-17-2004
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Mazda Bitch
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: MN
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Quote:
Originally posted by E*thug+Feb 17 2004, 01:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (E*thug @ Feb 17 2004, 01:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DSMStyle@Feb 17 2004, 01:28 PM
I have a friend who is the president of that club.
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Really? Who's that? Probably no one I know. [/b][/quote]
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I know a member of that club  |
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02-17-2004
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Pewp Champion
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who? you? j/k
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02-17-2004
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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hehe, i've done that, good thing it went no where! beer goggles suck.
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02-17-2004
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Ugly or not, I still had an awesome time! I would do it all over again if I had the choice. It's times like these that make me want to live in Phoenix instead of the Minneapolis area. I guess when I move back I'll just have to hit up Tropix and let loose on the local uglies!!!
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aka Goodbye
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I was the previous president, 1989-1995. And I was a contributing member once or twice between 1999-2001. My beer goggles always kept me away from the chunky ones, but I was blind to a pizza face. Shots are not your friend. :headache:
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02-17-2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jakey@Feb 17 2004, 02:05 PM
Yeah I joined that club over Christmas break.....
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Hayley Merritt from Preston? :uh:
And yes, I'm there with you guys. Remember a girl with a Yellow Type R???
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02-17-2004
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Asshat King
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Quote:
Originally posted by JDM+Feb 17 2004, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JDM @ Feb 17 2004, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jakey@Feb 17 2004, 02:05 PM
Yeah I joined that club over Christmas break.....
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Hayley Merritt from Preston? :uh:
And yes, I'm there with you guys. Remember a girl with a Yellow Type R??? [/b][/quote]
Nah, I haven't seen that girl for a longgg time.
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02-18-2004
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
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Quote:
Originally posted by JDM@Feb 17 2004, 11:05 PM
And yes, I'm there with you guys. Remember a girl with a Yellow Type R???
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Hahahaha, I heard about that one! How did that go for ya? Get any nice take-home surprises to spread around to future girls?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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02-18-2004
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yeah i know lots of ppl in that club, but friends call it the -_-BUTTER FACE-_- club
because everything is good "but-her-face"
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02-18-2004
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by GotBoost@Feb 18 2004, 01:36 PM
yeah i know lots of ppl in that club, but friends call it the -_-BUTTER FACE-_- club
because everything is good "but-her-face"
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02-18-2004
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Pewp Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
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ya but you can't use that term in public much anymore, because everyone knows it. Kinda like how American Pie spoiled the term MILF. Anyway, i have to stay in crappy Yuma this weekend, so no ugly girls this weekend for me. Too bad, but i still got local Yuma Yummies that I can hit on!
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