Did you know...

[Shrep]

In MN...

-A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
-It is illegal to sleep naked.
-All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
-Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
-Oral sex is prohibited.
-All bathtubs must have feet.
-It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
-The mosquitos is declared a public nuisance.
-Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.
-Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
-It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
-Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.
-Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
-Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.
-Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
-Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

[ABV]

Wow, did you find that on the internet? I guess all of it's true then. And to think I was going to go to Wisconsin this weekend with a chicken and a duck on my head.

[TheBlizzard]

Damn NEON boy. Thanks for the heads up. I hate you.

[cudvig]

I should be in jail....

[sleepydsm]

haha we all should, at least the few of us who actually get some.

[clean2g]

"-Red cars may not drive down Lake Street."

Damn!.. guess I'll be walking down Lake Street next time.

[Jakey]

I'd hate to see what our IOWA laws look like.

[Shrep]

Originally Posted by Mark

Wow, did you find that on the internet? I guess all of it's true then.

Actually...they are true...

Cottage Grove Ordinance:

7-3-3: ACTIVITIES REQUIRING PERMIT:


No person shall engage in the following activities, except pursuant to a permit for the activity:

G. Use park property for starting or landing of aircraft, hot air balloons, parachutes or hang gliders.

(Ord. 662, 1-20-1999)

Originally Posted by TheBlizzard

Damn NEON boy. Thanks for the heads up. I hate you.

Damn...I guess some people have no sense of humor...

[Kracka]

Guess I won't be wearing my duck or chicken to Anchor tomorrow

[unreal808]

I should be in jail based on that list.

[fusion]

My bathtub is in grave danger