08-07-2005
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The official one-liners thread.
Be it a really stupid comment, something you have to think about, or a drunken safety tip... POST it up in here.
Only rules : It can only be one senance. Anything else just won't fit.
It can be about anything.
I'll start.
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
If they are hot and drunk, they probably have a boyfriend that is big and drunk
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Shit Rocket Pilot
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Shoreview, MN
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
If you have to think twice about it, don't do it.
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." -Mario Andretti
03 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tachyon
Every minute you spend in your Evo, not in boost, is a minute of your life you'll never get back.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
its all about the butt secks
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08-07-2005
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Is funding Exxon.
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Ham Lake
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Craig- "She has big tits, it makes up for it!"
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
Last edited by JET; 08-07-2005 at 10:16 PM..
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Jet - "It's 12:30, who's the lucky lady?"
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The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.
Last edited by Nash; 08-07-2005 at 07:31 PM..
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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08-07-2005
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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08-07-2005
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Jet - "I've been drinking and she's still fuckin' fat."
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The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
I turned the boost down from 43psi to 30 psi.
-Kid last night with a 97 gsx and a td05, that doesn't know much about the car he just bought.
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Run your car not your mouth!
Pick Two: FAST CHEAP RELIABLE
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08-07-2005
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Area code 166 represent
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Empty paintball guns + old people = probation
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Pewp Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
ya so what if i'm caucasian, you want some cock asian?
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08-07-2005
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Warm apple pie does not feel like pussy.
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08-07-2005
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Jet - "If I knew I could stand, I'd go out and grind some ass."
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The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
The first time you have a sexual encounter with a woman, make sure you can see what your doing, the small one's probably the ass hole.
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08-07-2005
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Area code 166 represent
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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08-07-2005
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Is funding Exxon.
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Ham Lake
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Craig (now anyone that goes out with us) "Aaaaaaaaahhhh!"
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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08-08-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
Out of repsect for your boyfriend I will use my thumb.
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08-08-2005
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insert witty title here
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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08-08-2005
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Slower than a rusty Honda
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Re: The official one-liners thread.
A 5'4' retard at the bird on saturday with 4 teeth and a Mullet said this to me...
"You want some of me I'll whoop your ass."
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