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Jet, Tom and I just got horm from a night out on the town and I have to say what a fucking night! First off all we went to Tropics to get our groove on. It was pretty fun, we ended up meeting a bunch of girls and we grinded on their asses all night long. Tom of course lasted about half the night then had to resort to calling his girlfriend and she was suppose to come and meet us. Well need less to say she never showed up but that did stop Jet and I. We fucking tore it up without that little snail. He went out to the car and slept at like midnight. We stayed until bar close then we went to Perkins with like 11 people we met at the bar. We ate and fucked around and the whole time Tom was sleeping in the car with it running. When we left Perkins somebody in the group got a wild idea to go to Sex World. So Jet and I were like fuck Tom and then we went there too. And the whole time we were in there he was passed out in the car. God it was so funny in Sex World when you are super drunk.
Then we left and proceeded to go home. And low and behold Toms car get a flat tire on 94 E. So Jet and I had to change it cause Tom was passed out in the back seat and was not moving too much. God damn it was fucking cold out there.
So the moral of the story is that bad luck follows Tom and if you go out with him stay clear of girls and cars that care near him cause bad things will happen. He is now safe and sound passed out on our couch and Jet is passed out too.
God what a fucked up night this was, but it was so so fun, we haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
CRAIG
Tom: No more Long Island Ice Teas for you ever again.
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