Jet, Tom and I just got horm from a night out on the town and I have to say what a fucking night! First off all we went to Tropics to get our groove on. It was pretty fun, we ended up meeting a bunch of girls and we grinded on their asses all night long. Tom of course lasted about half the night then had to resort to calling his girlfriend and she was suppose to come and meet us. Well need less to say she never showed up but that did stop Jet and I. We fucking tore it up without that little snail. He went out to the car and slept at like midnight. We stayed until bar close then we went to Perkins with like 11 people we met at the bar. We ate and fucked around and the whole time Tom was sleeping in the car with it running. When we left Perkins somebody in the group got a wild idea to go to Sex World. So Jet and I were like fuck Tom and then we went there too. And the whole time we were in there he was passed out in the car. God it was so funny in Sex World when you are super drunk.

Then we left and proceeded to go home. And low and behold Toms car get a flat tire on 94 E. So Jet and I had to change it cause Tom was passed out in the back seat and was not moving too much. God damn it was fucking cold out there.
So the moral of the story is that bad luck follows Tom and if you go out with him stay clear of girls and cars that care near him cause bad things will happen. He is now safe and sound passed out on our couch and Jet is passed out too.

God what a fucked up night this was, but it was so so fun, we haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

CRAIG

Tom: No more Long Island Ice Teas for you ever again.

Hahahahaha, Tom is such a party animal! Did he ask any of the girls if their parents were retarded? He does so well with that line. You should have grabbed an inflatable date (sheep) for him at sex world, could have made for some funny ass pictures while he was passed out.

We almost got him a present! There was this cock (drinking glass) about 18" tall that we almost got him. That would have made some good pictures. We decided to be nice though. It was cold as fuck out there changing that tire on 694 (Craig missed the 94E exit :P). It was a very fun night though. Craig met a chick with big tits and I met a pretty cute 20 year old chick. BTW, I am 24 now :D

Too funny. Tom passing out early, sounds like some light weights over new years. lol

Next time you guys need to bring Jana with you. ahahahah

Alright Allan, you can stay at home and we will take Jana with us! :P We have to have a DSMstyle gathering downtown some time. I need to go down there more often!

YOu mean I would get the house to myself. OK!!!!!

Just you and chester. I won't ask why that makes you so happy.

In Allan's mind a kitty is better than no pussy at all.

In Allan's mind a kitty is better than no pussy at all. [/b][/quote]
Ummm ewww!

ha! :bounce:

Hell yeah! That sounds like fun!!! :D

Which part?

Going out on the town or Allan & Chester? :bounce:

Going out downtown :D

i was wondering why my car had a full tank when we got to the bar and almost empty when i went home. sorry about getting so drunk i dont know how i managed to drink myself that stupid. i listened to the message on my girls phone and it sounded like i was in pretty bad shape. the reason i wanted my girl to actually go was because it was her Birthday and i didnt want her to spend it alone. she was suppose to be with her friends. oh well i hope you guys had fun. i think i did anyway.
Tom

No I had fun all expcept changing that fucking tire when it was windy and cold as hell. I think we had it changed in under 20 minutes though including finding the shit to do it in the dark and finding the locking key for the one lug nut you the rim.

I guess we didn't learn out lessing though, cause we went down to Mankato the next night and got even drunker and ever more fucked up shit happen that I won't discuss in public. But lets just say it was one of them mornings you wake up and say what the fuck happened, where am I and how the hell did I get here. Jet and I polished off a 1.75liter bottle of Captain Morgan to pretty much ourselves. I was drinking it straight and chasing it with a Captain Coke. I will definetly be going down there again to party since the girl to guy ratio was 3 to 1. Anyway I have to take some more advil my fucking head hurts and its been 24 hours since my last drink. :toast:

CRAIG