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Old 11-20-2006   #1
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The Official Noobie Thread

This thread is for all the noobs out there that feel that the O.G.'s are excluding you from a thread. Due to equal opportunity posting, I've decided to open our own exclusive thread. So if you have no clue how to use the search feature and/or can't spell, this is the thread for you. If you are wondering if you are a noob, then you are. All posts that contain proper English will be ignored and deleted. Please whore away...........
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Old 11-20-2006   #2
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Old 11-20-2006   #3
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Re: The Official Noobie Thread

So, Y can"t I TwIn TuRBo my GSX?
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Old 11-20-2006   #4
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GT35R, 500awhp. no fuel upgrades! 10secs all day.
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Old 11-20-2006   #6
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you can, One of them can run off the muffler, the other off of the Oil drain line. I can draw you a picture if you are too noobish.
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you can, One of them can run off the muffler, the other off of the Oil drain line. I can draw you a picture if you are too noobish.
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LMAO, u just got jones'd nucca!!
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Re: The Official Noobie Thread

haha my favorite noob question is "should i buy a gst or a gsx" and then the next thing they ask is how to make 500whp "cheaply" stupid noobs. lets shoot them in the face.....with a gun



p.s. who would win in a race my eclipse rs or my buddies civic. they are both bone stock and push around 200 whp. hahahahaha
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How can I fit a VTEC in my DSM?
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How can I fit a VTEC in my DSM?

Hughes will give you the low down on that. *Dr. Evil* Vtec in da "Laser"
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Re: The Official Noobie Thread

I do miss the VTEC when driving the Laser, but I also miss the boost when I'm driving the Sex2k. MIVEC in the EVO should cure all my problems.
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Re: The Official Noobie Thread

so i have a 98 GS, how can i turbo it And how much will it cost cause I only have 40 bucks

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so i have a 98 GS, how can i turbo it And how much will it cost cause I only have 40 bucks

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Save up another $30 for that sweet electric supercharger!
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Save up another $30 for that sweet electric supercharger!
Hey you aren't a n00b, GTFO.
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My head hurts already.
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where can i find some of those sweet stickers on the side of that eclipse?
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