SRT-4 owner owns himself!

[Kracka]

This idiot posted this about himself on the SRT-4 forums...hilarious as hell!

full thread: http://www.srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=241098

Summary below.


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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

worst day evah!!!

word to the wise... never masturbate in your living room


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Havent seen my GF in like 3 months !!!!!

so I run home thinking nobody was there and fire up some poon tang on the big screen in the living room.

well I'm in the middle of a hot jack off session with my pants down and all. and guess who walks in???

my freaking dad and his girlfriend!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

more details to come...


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you know what the messed up thing is?

like if he shouted "hey what are you doing!!" and like started laughing like it would be cool or whatever but he made that shit extra awkward!!

he came in with his girlfriend pretty quietly, put the grocery bags on the kitchen table (all while I was in clear view!!, you cant miss poon on a bigscreen)

then they just silently walked past me and walked upstairs and didnt say SHIT, and they obviously saw me!!!

so shit is super awkward around my house now... you cant even imagine!!!


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spent a little too much time at the urinal

some asshat that was in a stall says he saw me at the urinal jerking it (i was but screw him) then he started sending around an email and shit... i wish i knew who it was but whatever i denied the whole thing and i said some dumb bitch gave me chlymidia or some shit.


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wow guys...

this is un-be-the-****-lieveable!!

I shit you not one of my dads co-workers showed him the link to this thread...

OMFG!


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my dads co-worker is on a popular sports car forum and apparently this thread was linked over there too!

wow, shit spreads quick!

well needless to say I got a pretty long lecture... man o man is this come crazy shit!


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HAHAHAHA so anyways...

I just found out my dads friends at work dont know its him so I can spill the beans...

lol I talked to my dads GF the other day and we were just sitting down and talking, when she told me that her and my dad were laughing at my sorry ass so hard that they had no idea what to say when they saw me standing in front of the TV with my bare asscheeks, my dad was contemplating throwing like a grapefruit at me to "break my train of thought" b/c they just went grocery shopping.

haha my dad is talking so much shit now... saying he wants to buy a new rug.


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heres an e-mail my dad sent me recent.y

"WHAT the hell were you thinking? do you know how much of an ass you made yourself to be? I got freakin guys at work calling me and telling me to look at the thread that YOU created. Thank GOD they dont know its my son pulling his dick and posting about it on the internet, its one thing if you pull your little prick in your own room but WHY WHY WHY in the living room?!? WHY?!?!?WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?"

hahah then he told me I had no shame and asked if I masturbated in church too.

I'll paste more from the email later... gotta get back to work.


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ok ok heres a little more

"SERIOUSLY.... are you sick?!?! me and **** were cracking up at first to think that you'd be stupid enough to pretend you were masturbating with your pants down in the living room but after a while we stopped laughing because we realized that you were DEAD serious! yes! my son was actualling playing with his penis on front of my television. And after reading your stupid car forums i now know that you got your "cream cheeze" or whatever you 80's babies call it all over my rug!!! I lay on that rug sometimes!!! what is wrong with you!??! is this some sick joke!?!?!"

[DoughtCom]

Holy shit, I just pissed myself laughing so hard.

[blageo23]

Thats soo funny! 31 pages of that shit. haha

[b35talon]

Is This Thing Real??? If So......who Would Post Something Like This? Feel Bad For Him.....but....not Really.

U Think The Guy Just Made Up The Stuff To Be Funny? Maybe He Really Did Do All That Stuff. Cuz He Was Crazy Enuff To Post It...

[Tauni]

Thats seriously messed up. You boys talk about the dumbest shit sometimes. LOL

[INTRIGUED]

hahaha


You need your own Bud Light commerical.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Caught Masturbating guy
(Mr. Caught Masturbating guy)
You were brazen enough to post your tale on the internet. You have no shame in your whackin'
(Beat it by the window!!!)
All of us have a good laugh on you, and you are now an internet legend. Some are now telling their stories, trying to shine off your glory
(Famous for masturbation!)
Now you keep on doing what you do best, keep it up for all of us. Flog your log on that log in the park. Many people think that is just a fungus, but we know better.
(You're on cops with no pants!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Caught masturbating guy. Its stupid, unlucky guys like you that inspire us all to lock the door.
(Mr. Caught Masturbating Guy)

[b35talon]

Lol Funny Commercial! I Read It With That Guy That Does The Bud Commercial's Voice In My Head! Lol

[96 Gsx Awd]

wow thats what you get for driving a slow dodge!!!! lmao

[AJ]

Been there, done that.

[ABV]

Originally Posted by DSMStyle

Been there, done that.

Chester walking in on you doesn't count.

[A//// Guy]

LOL that was hilarious!!

[Jana]

OMG! What an idiot if that's what really happened...

[Super Bleeder!!]

my hero :heart:

[tim]

Originally Posted by INTRIGUED

hahaha


You need your own Bud Light commerical.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Caught Masturbating guy
(Mr. Caught Masturbating guy)
You were brazen enough to post your tale on the internet. You have no shame in your whackin'
(Beat it by the window!!!)
All of us have a good laugh on you, and you are now an internet legend. Some are now telling their stories, trying to shine off your glory
(Famous for masturbation!)
Now you keep on doing what you do best, keep it up for all of us. Flog your log on that log in the park. Many people think that is just a fungus, but we know better.
(You're on cops with no pants!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Caught masturbating guy. Its stupid, unlucky guys like you that inspire us all to lock the door.
(Mr. Caught Masturbating Guy)

LMAO. This is some sick but funny stuff.

[FattyBoomBatty]

that's pretty funny, sounds like their forum is somewhat like nasioc OT.

[1ViciousGSX]

WOW


And Alan, having chester lick his hairball remedy off your slong doesn't count.

[LingLing]

LMFAO!!!! I had a horrible day at work! But this made it all worth it!!!! I think im gonna go wack it on the kitchen counter!!! lol jk

[armthelaser]

154,752 views!

[Bode]

That is awsome!!!!!!!!!!

[LaunchHard]

My mom was in the same room when i read through that and she kept asking me what i was laughing at. There's no way in hell i was going to tell her what that jackass did. That was hilarious.